people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.
I think we should go the other way around.
make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".
we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"
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american candy (aka the best album from the maine)
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normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023
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Alexander McQueen Fall/Winter 2006, Widows of Culloden
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