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Has this been done yet

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I asked the local Guardian Stalker and-

"I asked ChatGPT-" Yeah, well I asked Fi and she said she strongly suggested that I continue my search for Zelda.

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@ruthiejacquelinerambles @readingismyhobby24 @theawkwardartist12 @thenerdycupcake @thetanzanitequill @i-love-zelda-16 @interlink-au @juliaturtlelover @greennoobartist @ahanarhorse @christian-zelda @bennyjjam get osohe danced at nerds

You just got OSOHE DANCED

Reblog this post to absolutely OSOHE DANCE your mutuals

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OKAY SO I was looking around on Nookipedia, and I was looking at the page talking about the Animal Crossing-themed LINE stickers, and found this

IS THIS A MOTHER 3 REFERENCE, SPECIFICALLY TO THE DCMC The white pants, the pink jackets, the red ties, Nindori wearing an afro (like Lucky), the gray one has a saxophone (like OJ), the pink one has a red and white electric guitar (like Magic), and if I'm seeing it correctly, Nindori has a double bass (also like Lucky) PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS SEE IT TOO

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look what they did to four 😨

they juiced him...

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To all you LOZ fanfic writers, I propose an idea: Princess Zelda and Prince Link are the young twin children of the King of Hyrule. Their mother died some years ago, but now their father is remarrying, partly for love and partly for diplomatic purposes; this new mother of theirs is none other than the Chief of the Gerudo. And with this marriage comes a second addition to the family, more specifically the Chief's slightly-older but still-young son, Ganondorf. Something something sibling antics ensue

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This popped into my head so naturally I had to inflict it upon everyone else

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Huzzah! Last but not least, we have @skyward-floored’s Berry! Here he is with

Sanctuaries… ^

Labyrinth… ^

Arena… ^

And Spring! ^

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would you care for a very small cup of tea?

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🐚

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#62: Hylian captain: The number of monsters is diminishing! We can finally do something! NM: LiKe YoU wErEn'T aLrEaDy??

#63: NM: Y'know, with all the huge moves the main characters do, one would think that the Hylian army would just be obliterated due to sheer proximity SCP: "hrngghhh colonel im trying to get to the other side of the battlefield but link's dummy thicc and won't stop doing spin attacks and decimating everyone and everything in his path"

#64: NM: Player, you are so far away from the Bombchu. You need to guard the Bombchu!

#65: NM: Man, how many hits does it take to kill this guy? Like, two seconds later NM: Oh, hey, I think he finally died

#66: Sheik/Zelda telling Link and Impa about the name Sheik NM: Zelda, you are literally telling Aslan about the Deep Magic

#67: NM: I am befuddled and confused; why is Impa acting like she's never heard of the Sheikah tribe?? SHE IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL SHEIKAH

#68: Hylian Captain: Head for the exit! Like we've been trying to do all this time! NM: That feels very pointed lol

#69: A Gold Skulltula has appeared on the battlefield! NM: That's your biggest concern?

#70: Sheik: That strength… the goddesses may have more plans for you yet NM: What, were you doubting Impa??

LIVEPOSTING NEVERMATCH’S WATCH THROUGH OF HYRULE WARRIORS DEFINITIVE EDITION FT. SCP-42605’S OCCASIONAL PEANUT GALLERY

(because it’s 60$ and who’s got the dough to spend on that?)

(Previous reactions had before making the decision to livepost)

#1:

NM: Zelda, that’s your great-times-seven-billion-granny’s harp, don’t drop it!

SCP: [doing impression of Rabbit from Piglet’s Big Movie] Your Honey Or Your Life, Pooh!

#2:

SCP: hMmMm, I wOnDeR wHo ThE mAiN cHaRaCtEr CoUlD bE! Certainly couldn’t be the guy who’s nOT WEARING A HELMET. “Oh, he’s so courageous, he doesn’t need a helmet!” NO ITS BECAUSE HES STUPID.

#3:

[Link bonks knight guy on the head]

SCP: that’s why he’s not wearing a helmet. he’s still stupid tho

#4:

NM + SCP: IT’S THE SCENE!!!!!!! *aggressive pointing at the screen*

And now, the continuation~

#5:

SCP, upon seeing Impa’s left eye: Poor girl looks like she’s been punched

#6:

NM: Man, Volga’s -

SCP: Struttin’?

NM: On the catwalk. He is on the catwalk.

#7:

[upon seeing loading screen with little OG LoZ Link sprite] *aggressively pointing at screen*

NM: TEENY!

SCP: LEEDOL!!

NM: HYRULE!!!

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Hey who wants to send writing asks or smthn I’m feeling writey rn

Will generally write for Earthbound: Beginnings, Earthbound, MOTHER 3, Shovel Knight, and Linked Universe (although I’ll most likely be adding an OC to it bc burnout is real and bc I said so)

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Behold! Drawings I did of @skyward-floored’s Shrek Swamp interacting with some of my LU OCs!

Here he is with Deep… ^

Reef… ^

Rainforest… ^

And Temple (guest starring Knights, one of Nevermatch’s LU OCs)! ^

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Oooh yes those songs are so great I love them all. Paula is best girl and the Tenda are so cute ehehehe

I will gladly yap about Earthbound with you all day

some questions

who do you think the weakest party member is

do you ship nesspaula

opinion on Mr. Saturn?

OH BOY LET’S GO

1. IMO it’s Loid, but Ana is on thin ice lol (I still love them)

2. Yeah, they’re so cute hehe 🥰

3. BOinG! Love the Mr. Saturns. Anyone who doesn’t is wrong lol

QUESTIONS FOR YOU NOW

1. Favorite song from each game?

2. Favoritest party member?

3. Opinion on the Tenda?

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I will gladly yap about Earthbound with you all day

some questions

who do you think the weakest party member is

do you ship nesspaula

opinion on Mr. Saturn?

OH BOY LET’S GO

1. IMO it’s Loid, but Ana is on thin ice lol (I still love them)

2. Yeah, they’re so cute hehe 🥰

3. BOinG! Love the Mr. Saturns. Anyone who doesn’t is wrong lol

QUESTIONS FOR YOU NOW

1. Favorite song from each game?

2. Favoritest party member?

3. Opinion on the Tenda?

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OMG SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT EARTHBOUND IS NO FREAKING WAYYYYYYY I WAS JUST PLAYING IT TODAY OMG IM SO HAPPY

YES YES YEA YES UESVYEBSY EED

TALK TO ME ABOUT IT WHATRE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND PARTS AND STUFF WHEEEEEEEEE

I WILL YAP ABOUT MY FAVORITE BITS AND STUFF IF YOU ASK

P.S. these mutuals of ours (mine and Nevermatch’s) also know what Earthbound is ^u^ @interlink-au @bennyjjam