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Meet me by the bridge.

Be right there.

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Challenge requires innovation.

M!A: Your face guard is stuck in place for one day so that you cannot kiss anyone or thing.

Great.

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Thanks, babe. I’m proud of you too. 

And I think one way or another, we’re gonna end up where we need to be.

Handed in my resignation notice today. Once it clears, I’m free as the wind.

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I guess nothing changes at all until they formalize it, and after that...I have no idea. I think it might be the first thing in my life I’ve ever jumped into completely blind. 

Handed in my resignation notice today. Once it clears, I’m free as the wind.

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Not in the slightest. 

Handed in my resignation notice today. Once it clears, I’m free as the wind.

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Tell us of the parts of Cybertron that are not on fire, but might still be worryingly inconvenient. Pls?

That Insecticon superhive is the one that keeps me up at night. Everyone talks about the threat the Predacons might pose or might not pose, but you can reason with Predacons -- and if all else fails, they're a lot more fragile than Insecticons.

That, plus attacks from aliens. I won't run down a list of every weakness we have, but there are a lot of things no one knows about that would scare the bolts off of anyone.

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Fine. Good. I don’t care anymore.

Handed in my resignation notice today. Once it clears, I’m free as the wind.

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Handed in my resignation notice today. Once it clears, I’m free as the wind.

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Leaving right now.

Gonna frag your mouth and wreck you until you see static.

I need you, baby.

You got me.

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I’d love to throw you down and lick you until you’re soaking. Then I’d frag you until you were shaking, until you couldn’t even stand.

I need you, baby.

You got me.

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Tell me every detail. Maybe we can.

I need you, baby.

You got me.

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I need you, baby.

You got me.

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Your man can't nut? Whazzap with that? I know you know how to get his engine purring, so it's not you.

I don't know, he doesn't know, and Knock Out doesn't know.

...Don't take that the wrong way.

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Same.

I love you too.

Babe, if--If you need a break--You let me know, okay? Alright?

Oh, I always need a break. I think I've needed a break since I was eight deca--

...

Wait, do you mean a break, or...?

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I probably should be doing other things with my life, but not because of you.  You’re the best thing in my life, you’re the reason I feel like I have a life at all. There are going to be hard times no matter what and you’re the one I want to go through the hard stuff with.

And we will fix this. If there’s a way to fix an entire dead planet with a dead core, there’s a way to fix this.

Babe, if--If you need a break--You let me know, okay? Alright?

Oh, I always need a break. I think I've needed a break since I was eight deca--

...

Wait, do you mean a break, or...?

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Wheeljack, half the time you’re the only thing keeping me from keying in a random set of coordinates to the space bridge and never coming back. I’ve never told anyone that before, but it’s true.

This is a glitch, but we’re in it together. We started it together and someday, I don’t know how, but we’re going to finish it together. So don’t ever think I ever want a break from you, okay?

Babe, if--If you need a break--You let me know, okay? Alright?

Oh, I always need a break. I think I've needed a break since I was eight deca--

...

Wait, do you mean a break, or...?

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It's BAD that you don't have emergency contacts for when your loose cannon boyfriend goes into fugue states? Get it together. You can't stick your head in the sand on this one. You don't have to do everything on your own.

Wheeljack and I had an emergency contact for that. Key word's had.