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This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made
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You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons
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someone: hey look at my cute pug
me: haha cute!
me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god
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You don’t know anything! You were born twenty minutes ago! Your hair’s still wet from the fucking womb!!!
Richard Ayoade being very rude with Rob Beckett
And Noel Fielding’s reaction on it
(via vince-noir-666)
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