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fancy seeing you here, ( artemis celeste delavari ). let’s see how many times you’ll be mistaken for ( jade thirlwall ) on the way to the apartment.

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we currently have two spots open, one male & one female, so come on over and check us out! we’d love to have you.

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i thought that would make you feel good about yourself. you like the idea of people wanting you, right? i did not say that, that was not what i insinuated. a bit of both. why are you in this kind of mood? did something happen? maybe, i didn’t learn much about france in my days. no.

really ?? that.. doesn’t make me feel very good about myself, eden, geez. yeah ?? does my face make you sexually frustrated, eden, is that it ?? what gave it away ?? the fact that i admitted to people not liking me or me calling myself an asshole ??  oh, come on, the new regime in france started the french revolution, didn’t it ?? well i want you to eat it alone, if you love it so much.

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group chat ; everyone

kai: why blame it on bo ?

kai: i will do this

eden: why noT

eden: i make him do everything for me

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my mother used to say that. i always thought she was superwoman because of it. you think i sound manly? hm. not very flirtatious of you to say. the most interesting guy! because ladies love it or that is what the commercial insinuates. i like to believe it is the first one but then i wonder how many chances he has given to them before then and whether he believes it’s worth giving another. it’s an interesting concept. i have heard of them; though i have never read them. i want to. oh my g. you’re censoring yourself as if you’re around a child, my dear ocean. google is lying to all of us. could you imagine? you would make them feel so bad. because we’re good people, oc.

i know so. yes, exactly. isn’t he called the coolest guy in the world or something ?? i don’t know, but you sound a lot like him. yeah, they say that once you die, you meet with god no matter what your fate is, and i think that’s great. i don’t know if it’s because he wants to give you a second chance or because he wants to say ‘listen, you little crap, i’m real’ but.. it’s probably the first one. have you read the books about the people who have died, gone to heaven or hell, but the revived ?? it’s truly interesting. especially those who have seen hell and then realized, oh my g, i have to get my stuff together. eccentric is a synonym for weird, according to google, so. really ?? that would be sick, and if anyone questions me, i can just pull the pity card and be all like ‘what, you don’t remember me ?? i’ve worked here for two years, i’ve listened to your problems, how could you not remember me ??’ they would be really confused, i’m sure. i know, remind me again why we keep up with them ??

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you know, i think it may be your face that frustrates everyone. whether that be sexually or in the true meaning of the term. i sense a lot of self-negativity in that sentence and i don’t like it one bit. i don’t know what you are talking about, quite frankly. france? clueless. you are. it’s a condiment, it’s meant to go on things. not eaten alone.

i think everyone. people just try to tolerate me because of my face, remember ?? but they actually don’t really like me because i’m an asshole. it reminds me of the old france ways with the new regime and shit. am i though ?? i’ll buy a bucket of mayo just for you, and i wanna watch you eat spoonfuls of it.

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group chat ; everyone

kai: ......... who took a shit and didn't clean the toilet

eden: i would like to blame it on bo... but i can't know for sure. make tarim clean it

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Thank you. I try. We may need more chocolate chips than what we have, though. I’ve been snacking on them because someone in this house fails majorly at grocery shopping.

I think that’s one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

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who else besides me have you been frustrating? regime sounds like a better word for it, you know i have to be right on this one. you’re missing out. more for me.

i found out that when i’m alone, there’s less of a chance of getting annoyed or pissing people off. so yeah, it’s a better system, or regime, whatever you said. mayo is disgusting and is a sad excuse for a condiment.

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you think so? oh! i don’t drink beer often but when i do, i drink dos equis. right? something like that. i’m not sure. my brother never really believed what the rest of my family believed, he still doesn’t, and i like to think that once he gets to those pearly gates, he will be given the option to believe. like an eye opener of some sorts. she’s not weird, ocean! eccentric. they’re two different things. oh jeeze, i could help pull that off for you. i do have an extra uniform in case of emergencies. you have a point. it’s unfortunate, really.

you’re a cute flirt. you sound like that one commercial, but it’s for beer. yeah, it’s a bit scary, isn’t it ?? or, i don’t know, for them, anyway. like.. if they don’t have faith, then where do they go after they die, you know ?? eccentric, what a nice way of calling someone weird. i’m sure everyone knows people like that, though. hey, wow, that’s cool. we don’t get food parties, what the heck ?? maybe i should just come in and pretend i work there on the days you have the parties. i’ve noticed that, it doesn’t help much when we try to figure things out. everyone wants one thing and doesn’t want to change it for someone else. 

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why were you eating in the park by yourself? is that your new stress-free regime? plus, mayo is a great addition to any sandwich. i’m ashamed of you.

so earlier today, i was eating lunch in the park because it was a sunny day, why not ?? and this six year old boy approached me and started making conversation about meaningless things. and then all of the sudden, i am being bombarded with water balloons full of mayonnaise, and i realized i have been pranked by a six year old and his buddies. and the last thing i heard him say before running off was “ that’s what you get for eating in the park by yourself, loser !! “ first of all, i fuckin’ hate mayo, so i was gagging all the way home, covered in this shit, and second of all, how the fuck did those little kids get the mayonnaise inside the balloons in the first place ?? also may i add, i am no loser. but i may still cry about it. it is just not my week. fuckin’ mayo, of all things. mayo. i have found a new reason to hate kids.

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That and chocolate chip pancakes. Perhaps we can make them together; have a little chocolate party.

“I don’t know why, but I’m really craving chocolate chip muffins. I’m even thinking of making some from scratch, honestly.”

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I never thought about it that way but I have never seen that guy in a bad movie. I don’t ever think I was nervous because I love the movies too much to hate them. Even the third one which a lot of people don’t like. Yeah, I know what you mean. Obviously I could predict what might happen but you could predict that in all of the movies. I loved it too much. What? Why don’t they say mosasaur counts as a dinosaur? The saur is in the name!

For sure, like honestly when they mentioned they were making another one I was a bit nervous, but when I saw Chris Pratt was going to be in it. I was one hundred percent on board because Pratt doesn’t do bad movies. Same though, it totally just exceeded all my expectations, like I walked in not really knowing what was going to happen and I think that was the best thing I could have done because that way I didn’t ruin it for myself, ya know? Oh my god, yes, that last fight scene was absolutely amazing and I’m so glad they added a mosasaur even if people say it doesn’t count as a dinosaur.

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fine, fine. you’re lucky i’m not interrogating you on your weird behavior.

first of all, you are tiny. less than half the size of the bed, so we are fine. second of all, i’ll keep them to myself, i swear.

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first of all, they are tiny. second of all, you have wandering hands and i don’t trust them.

what’s wrong with us sharing a bed ??