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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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In recent years of Dr who the doctor generally doesn't use physical violence due to his moral scruples but in 60s who the doctor generally didn't use physical violence bcos he was delegating it to whichever handsome 21 year old boy he was toting around

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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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Watson art by the phenomenally talented lovely person @haedraulics

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit

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The Challenge of Wheels and Words

This is a fest where all fic titles follow the popular format “A/The ____ of ____ and ____.”

To participate, spin the wheels below to get your title. Then, write a fic inspired by that title.

Fics can be any fandom (including original fic), any pairing, any genre, any rating, any length. Go wild!!!

Spin for your first word

Spin twice for your second and third words

Submit your fic to our AO3 Collection

Posting dates: July 1 - 7

Rules

You can spin as many times as you want.

You can submit as many fics as you want.

Fics can be for any fandom, including original fic, any pairing, genre, rating, and length.

Your fic does not have to be complete by the end of the posting period.

If you just want to spin and don’t want to write, you can send us your favorite titles as an ask and we’ll post them for others to grab!

Mods: @sillyunicorn and @embraceweird 

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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Reblog and put in the tags: In terms of controversy, discourse, infighting, ship wars, etc., which of the fandom’s you’ve been was the most stressful? Which was the most peaceful?

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Lord, that would have made me so pissed if I'd been hit with that without knowing. I just don't know what whoever is doing this gets out of it. It's so dumb.

If one of these hits my fics I'm gonna link it and invite everyone to see because everyone should know this shit is fake.

hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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rip to the future of thaniel and mori enjoying the blue swan cake and wine in the garden where they would enjoy each other’s company in the warm night while the glowing pollen or fireflies flew all around them

but im different