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'My name is Chell. I used to be a test subject for Aperture Science. Now though, I'm free, and I sure as hell am not going back to that accursed place.' [ Indie, SFW Ask/RP blog for Chell of the Portal...
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neverxgiveup-blog · 10 years ago
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❛ the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy ❜ sentence starters
❛ All the dolphins have ever done is muck about in the water having a good time. ❜
❛ Don’t panic. ❜
❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜
❛ Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ❜
❛ Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space. ❜
❛ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❜
❛ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜
❛ This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ❜
❛ You’re turning into a penguin. Stop it. ❜
❛ No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. ❜
❛ So long, and thanks for all the fish. ❜
❛ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ❜
❛ If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? ❜
❛ Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❜
❛ There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. ❜
❛ I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❜ 
❛ All through my life I’ve had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was. ❜
❛ Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. ❜
❛ Ow! My brains! ❜
❛ Blood… blood… blood… blood… ❜
❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜
❛  My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ❜
❛ Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well. Are you all right? ❜
❛ Life! Don’t talk to me about life. ❜
❛ Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh god I’m so depressed. ❜
❛ The fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. ❜
❛ Call that job satisfaction? ’Cause I don’t. ❜
❛ Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you. ❜
❛ Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge? ❜
❛ Who is this God person anyway? ❜
❛ Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us! ❜
❛  I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled… until… until… until… until you’ve had enough. ❜
❛ That is really amazing. That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜
❛ I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style. ❜
❛ You’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❜
❛ Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff. ❜
❛ It’s partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think it’s the fame and the money. ❜
❛ It gives me my headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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notsomutelunatic replied to your post “[[ So on one hand, I really wanna play a ChellDOS thing because for...”
//THAT IS WHY ANY CHELLDOS FOR ME HAS TO BE IN THE MOST AU AU YOU COULD IMAGINE
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[[ GOOD SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ]]
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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[[ You guys remember me? Yeah, I'm a thing ]]
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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[[ Mun is bored 
Anyone wanna plot?
I also have this for any Portal rpers out there ]]
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
Conversation
I love how you can rp in different threads with the same person
Thread A: fluffy and cute! Maybe a little smut mixed in
Thread B: hEART WRENCHING AGONY FILLED ANGST THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SOBBING ON THE FLOOR CLUTCHING YOUR CHEST AS YOU SLOWLY BREAK APART
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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"...Right."
"And I'm assuming you're not stupid anymore too? Oh wait, nevermind, that's programmed isn't it?"
"Are you insane?"
Greeter Memes
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"No! Well…not anymore. I can see why you might think that, though. But I’m fairly certain that I’m sane now." He offered her a weak grin as reassurance.
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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[[ Orange-milk...? what kind of cruel person would banish their workers into the desert tho
-- oh wait. GLaDOS. ]]
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[[ Trying not to laugh because if Chell ever listened to WtNV she'd probably take it literally and be weirded the frick out ]]
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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little-boston-mama replied to your post: [[ So on one hand, I really wanna pl...
[This is where the magic of AU’s come into play! ;P]
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[[ H AH 
That's very true you evil bastard ILU ]]
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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[[ So on one hand,
I really wanna play a ChellDOS thing
because for some reason I ship it.
On the other hand, I support the Caroline-is-Chell's-mother thing
so I ca n't
But I still want to.
Really b a d. ]]
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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[[ Y e s s s s
It's just that the last time I came on here there was literally no one but Bluewheat-Mun on and he was only here for like 2 seconds and everybody else when I checked has been really inactive and it makes me sad because the Portal people are so freaking awesome
And you're probably one of the best Chell-rpers out there so just--
;U; ]]
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//what
I’ll always be here.
My love for Portal only grows stronger.
Also d’aww it’s so sweet that you missed me 😚
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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[[ I ' m really happy rn because notsomutelunatic is still active just--
yaaaaay~ ]]
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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My RPing style is “I tried”
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neverxgiveup-blog · 11 years ago
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The Cake
by limontea
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