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It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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Hello?

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every horror game needs to give you a gun so if you get too scared you can shoot yourself

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now !

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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

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imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.

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Wellcome to pupppy dog planet. population 99999999999999 baby puppies and 9999999999999999999 toys for baby puppies

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i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame