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im scared

how bizarre

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read it and weep <3

hurts me none <3

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claire hits bingo three times on Chris’s bingo card

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for meech, and. thank god but also who's surprised.

so very much like meech to work for it and not take the free space

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no need to actually submit this, he's not going to call you either way

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though chris is not a swiftie, he probably did get tickets to the eras tour for the vibes

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This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

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chris can’t kill the part of him that cringes because it never existed

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*puts my hand on your shoulder* listen. I DID mean to make you upset and i DO think your opinions are shit

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CRAZY STUPID LOVE (2011) dir. Glenn Ficarra & John Requa

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𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒,  𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐒,  𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐌𝐄𝐍.     (   @halechief  &  @tahitiwoke   )

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Jake Gyllenhaal as John Kinley II The Covenant (2023)

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it’s the chris brady vibes for me

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important things to remember:

chris was canonized as an internet meme for a face he made when a hyper conservative radio personality tried to rattle him by misgendering him on an acn segment

chris has “crashed” a washington wizards dance routine and told no one about the plan for it. i know i said before it was to an ariana grande song but now i’ve decided it was to lip gloss by lil mama remix. i need y’all to know that he ate that shit and left no crumbs.

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chris: if you were in an accident, i wouldn’t stop for beer.  phil: i’d hope not.  chris: i wouldn’t stop for red lights. 

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❛ was it you? did you do all this? ❜

chris will have to cling to the possibility that heugh's confidence amounts to a verbal spray and pray of accusation rather than there actually being any of his own cards placed on the table. with a grimace, he steps backward until his tailbone meets the edge of the counter and leans back on his hands. it takes a few moments to get the speechlessness out from under him and he is conscious to spend them looking more offended than uncomfortable.

" did i, what? murder a senator? " he tilts his head and lets heugh sit with how ridiculous he makes it sound coming from his mouth. " are you confusing me for a mirror, heugh? "

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" oh yeah? " the wincing, the pain of it, can't really be avoided if it's ultimately meant to be helped, so his thumbs don't shy from pressing further for the point of breaking through. " did it reverse over you a few times afterwards? i think if i fell out of a vehicle, any vehicle, i would die from embarrassment before impact could finish me off. " she probably managed to still make it look cool, somehow.

all the joking isn't really meant to be at her expense as much as it intends to distract as much as it can. he moves into the touchy territory on either side of her spine with the tension there in sight. " could be worse, i guess. could've been a chopper. " a beat of hesitation. " you've probably done that before too, though. "

"that bad, huh?" it's a dry quip, and instead of a smile is a one - eyed wince on her face as she all but hugs the back of the chair. it's been far too long since she'd gone to marya's quaint spa in brooklyn, and it's become obvious by how it's only taken one press to her shoulder to feel the ache shoot straight up the back of her neck. "i fell out of a humvee a few weeks ago."