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Kate • She/her • I play bi-spy • Kiss me goodnight because I'll be different in the morning • I write Mabifica fics and I guess a league of their own now too• Find me @ https://archiveofourown.org/users/NewYearsDay
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Barbie: Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?
Gloria: That’s the sonogram of our baby!
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Sasha: How are you a lesbian with no girlfriend?
Barbie: Can you just leave me alone?
Sasha: Really putting the L in LGBT.
Barbie: STOP IT.
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Barbie, hitting on Gloria: Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings
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#I mean ghosting the therapist is only a half truth#I started seeing another therapist is her office#and when that new therapist started her own practice#I followed her#and basically had my new therapist break up with my old one
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People who caught it put in the tags what year it was and how bad it was and if you had any side effects
#questionable#right in March 2020 I got really sick#I definitely had pneumonia really bad#but I also may have had COVID on top of that#no one really knows#but I definitely haven’t gotten it since then
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we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags
my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every copy of Fahrenheit 451. trash
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if streaming services don’t want people to skip the intro they need to start prioritizing intros that people like watch
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Nearly everyone on this website seems to love the cold for some unclear reason so I'm gonna put this to the test once and for all! Please reblog to spread this as far as possible!
#do I like the cold?#not really#my favorite season is summer#but tbh things don’t get unmanageably cold until we’re in like single digit F territory#but that’s just me
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the next question?
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I hope people reblog to give us a wide sample size, also I hope people put in the tags explaining in greater detail, or mention any category I might not have thought of
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pls tell me how u voted and what country u live in in the tags! I’m curious
#USA#And it was day camp through the local park district#went for years#hated it a lot of the time lol
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On the one hand I would prefer a functional government, but on the other, the sheer comedy and Schadenfreude of the House Republicans descending into petty, humiliating chaos while the Dem folks are showing up with literal popcorn and chanting for their own Speaker nominee like this is a high school sports game is filling me with manic glee.
#I…ok look#to be ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FUCKING CLEAR#I am IN NO WAY affiliated with the GOP#quite the opposite actually#but my honest opinion is that after a day or two#it would have been better for some dems to vote to confirm McCarthy#because 1. in order for McCarthy to finally secure the votes#he had to bend to the will of the Freedom Caucus and make concessions for the far far right (like q anon) portion of the GOP#and because 2. the dems would have been in such a powerful position politically if they had the ability to say that McCarthey#owed his confirmation to him#so yeah#while it is funny that it went on for so longer#I don’t think it should have#just my opinion tho idk#there’s also a fair argument to be made for the other side that since Hakeem Jeffries was leading the votes for the majority#of the past week#some GOP’s should have sucked it up and voted for him#that never would have happened though
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I had a Terry's Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.
#like clockwork#every Christmas a post like this comes round#fyi they have them at world market#I believe I’ve also seen them at target#it’s my dad’s favorite holiday candy you think I’m NOT going to be aware of where to get them
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