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"Something tells me that this right here is exactly why we don't have wallpaper." Not sure why my brain went back to wallpaper, but there you have it!

maybe because it was green?👀

but there’s a lot of pretty wallpapers though, i hope you don’t hate them all!! i have birds on my wall and it’s so cozy!

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Hey I'm back with more weirdness: "She is NOT old enough to pee"

Have a nice day!

(also girl please talk to him)

oh my god i totally forgot you sent me mooooore weirdness. my deepest apologies 😮‍💨 you are so weird lmao i don’t even know what to say

oh this is such an old ask💀 surprise; said boy just tested positive for chlamydia so guess who needs to get tested asap 🤪

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when you’ve developed feelings for your fwb

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🙂that feeling when the atm eats your card🙂 and it’s our first day here🙂 i’m so angry i’m about to explode🙂

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so i just got an allergic reaction to my iud and i’m so fucking pissed

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Sometimes, twitter is funny

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Eddie Munson + running

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the world is so unfair. i seriously can’t comprehend why people hate us so much. i’m just absolutely devastated

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I don’t trust green wallpaper. Sincerely, ms. Weird Sentences.

hii, good morning✨

but that TOTALLY depends on what shade of green we’re talking about. i agree on some of them, but i’ve definitely seen some pretty rooms with green (preferably only an accent wall though)

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Well I guess my brain was just visiting an alternate universe in which sunflowers are very nosy? Honestly, I don’t know where these sentences are even coming from

and i love you for that. definitely continue. your brain is fun

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Christina Hendricks attends MOCA Gala 2022

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Hey, I’m back with another weird sentence that popped into my head, ready?

“I have never met a sunflower that minded its own business.”

You’re welcome.

you know, anon. this is 100% due to the fact that english is not my first language. sentences that doesn’t make sense stresses me out. i mean, i start to overthink everything lmao. so this might make sense to you, but it makes me look like a big question mark. i love sunflowers though🌻

but please continue sending me weird sentences!!! it makes me happy

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16,23 and 27 😊

hii, thanks for the ask 💛

16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

YES! and now i’m craving it

23. do you wear jewelry?

yeah, but i haven’t for a long time. just started again a few months ago.i only wear necklaces though, i can’t stand wearing rings and i hate that because it’s so pretty! i can’t wear my faves at work though, we have some kids that can be a bit rough and i want them in one piece🤪

27. what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

for comfort: my fabletics-thights and a oversized t-shirt or a comfy sweater

for fashion (which i down own at all): black jeans and a tucked-in shirt

weird questions

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5, 7, and 8 for the weird asks please!

hii, thanks for the ask 💛

5. favorite form of potato?

creamy potatoes!! i could eat it forever and never get tired of it! i also love potato boats, but always forget about them so i haven’t had them in ages

7. what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

i don’t really like aquariums, but if i had to go it would probably just be the fish tank with the cool and colorful ones

8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

yes! i immediately jump into my pajamas if i have the afternoon free

weird questions🤪

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weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

chipotle order?

thoughts on veganism?

a specific color that gives you the ick?

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

favorite form of potato?

do you use a watch?

what animal do you look forward to seeing when you visit an aquarium?

do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

do you have a skincare routine (and how many steps is it)?

on a plane, do you ask for apple or orange juice?

anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

brand of haircare/bodycare/skincare that you trust 100%?

first thing you’re doing in the purge?

do you think you’re dehydrated?

rank the methods of death: freezing, burning, drowning

thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

an anxious compulsion you do everyday?

your boba/tea order?

the veggie you dislike the most?

favorite disney princess movie?

a number that weirds you out?

do you have an emotional support water bottle?

do you wear jewelry?

which do you find yourself using, american or british english?

would you say you have good taste in music?

how’s your spice tolerance?

what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

last meal on earth?

preferred pasta noodle?

ask me anything !

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!