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“That wasn’t me! No, no, it wasn’t me.”

“A likely tale spun by the guilty. Luckily for you, I don’t care.” However, Deacon felt inclined to ask anyway, just to be difficult. “So, what did you not do, hm?”

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Bob’s Burgers — Season 2  {Sentence Starters}

“You’re supposed to love each other, not kill each other!”

“Don’t have a crap attack!”

“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”

“I did a booze cruise through your living room!”

“Alright girls! Go girls!”

“I had the video game company take your game away because I love you.”

“Wow. I need to exercise.”

“If you’re not real, then how come I feel this way?”

“Push her in a lake.”

“I just can’t stop banging things down here, the acoustics are great.”

“That wasn’t me! No, no, it wasn’t me.”

“I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings.”

“That’s the song I wanna lose it to. Mm-mm-mm.”

“Also, if boys had uteruses they’d be called duderuses.”

“Ow, ow! That one hurt.”

“It’s like the time you took away the credit card from me when I was ordering all those porcelain babies.”

“I will punch YOU!”

“You gotta just push ‘em right out there and if they fall flat, then that’s them.”

“That could be our next Christmas card.”

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A reminder: Just because our introduction thread died/got lost/was awkward/or boring doesn't mean I don't want to RP with you. It just means that some things don't need to be tied up all pretty at the end, and I'm okay with that. So please go ahead and jump back in any time you want with starters/reblogs/or asks. Thanks!

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kittenlancer replied to your post:

sCREAMS YOU’RE FABULOUS

[ omg no shhhh no i’m not i am a trashcan ]

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It’s munday so have a thing.

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Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

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you guys should totally take this quiz and this quiz to see which supervillain and superhero you should hook up with it’s really fun

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I already don’t like this asshole:

Being followed was never a good thing, Jedi hadn’t noticed it before but now she couldn’t help but do so considering the fact that she was sure she kept hearing footsteps behind them. Glancing over her shoulder was all the proof she needed to be sure. There was someone following them. A guy, someone who ducked away to hide the second she turned to look. She glanced up at Deacon, frowning. How did he know about that?

Acting natural wasn’t easy to do knowing there was someone following them but she tried. She followed Deacon into the alleyway, letting out a light gasped when she pushed away into cover. She couched down behind the dumpster, pressing her back against the wall. Her hand came up to cover lips, trying to stop herself from gasping when she heard the footsteps coming closer.

The man rounded the corner, stopping at the sight of Frost. His eyebrow rose, glancing around for the girl. “Since when do you allow yourself to be seen with cattle, Frost?” He taunted. “Are you that desperate, now?” his lips curved into a smile, teasing at showing his fangs. “Tell me, does she taste as good as she smells? Perhaps you’ll allow me a taster.” He stepped forward.

Deacon’s icy gaze matched his tone as he parted his pale lips to reply to the vampire, whom was already beginning to get on his nerves. “Maybe you should mind your own business. And, no, I don’t think so. I mean, not unless you want to be ripped apart for attacking my familiar. No one would miss you, and hey, it would technically be your own fault.” That threat was empty, however, for she was not yet his familiar. But this guy couldn’t possibly know that, so he continued on.

He briefly glanced in the direction of where Jedi was hiding, he had to get rid of this guy before he figured out where she was. It didn’t help that he could smell her, and if he could, surely the vampire could as well. “It’s Kevin, isn’t it? Or was it Kyle? I can never remember. Then again, I only remember important things. Anyway, don’t you have better things to do than test me? Because last time I checked, you aren’t even close to being on my level.”

He took a few steps towards the man before giving him a light pat on the shoulder, accompanied by a painfully insincere smile. “So, I’ll give you one chance to turn around and walk away. Don’t fuck it up.” He then dared to turn his back to the vampire, almost challenging him to do something. “Come back once you’re on my level, pumpkin.”

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The third gif/icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to being called cute

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reblog if it’s cool for me to bombard you with memes

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I am an impulsive roleplayer.

I let my muse take the reins and decide what threads to start or reply to in a given day. If the muse doesn’t feel it, it isn’t happening. That doesn’t mean that I hate you or that I no longer want to interact with you; I probably either lost our thread or my muse just said, ‘nah bro.’

I’m sorry I drop threads. I’m sorry I don’t reply to memes. I’m sorry I ignore my asks. I’m sorry I plot things and then don’t do them. I’m an impulsive roleplayer: my muse guides me.

Roleplaying isn’t my job: it’s my hobby. I do it for fun. My muse isn’t my coworker: my muse is my friend. We have fun together. If I started treating this as a job, it wouldn’t be enjoyable for me anymore, and the quality of my content would diminish greatly!

And while we’re on the subject, just because a thread gets dropped does not mean the relationship between our muses is dead!! Thread =/= relationship! We can start something new and continue building their bond! Relationships are important to building new aspects of our muses!

I always want to roleplay with you. Just…perhaps not with that thread. You feel?

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are you the person that kills the spider, makes someone else kill the spider, or catches and releases the spider outside

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Wow, that was… sad:

      “OH, YOU’LL find out        SOON ENOUGH.        Let’s just say, once I’m through with you,        you’ll probably run away CRYING to your DADDY.      OH, WAIT – You’ve already KILLED HIM!

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!“

There was a slightly horrified look that crossed Deacon’s expression — before he burst into a fit of laughter. “Do you really think that’s going to do anything to me? News flash; my father was an asshole, I could care less that he’s dead. Do your research next time before you say stupid shit, pumpkin.” The fact that this creature thought bringing up something like that would hurt him was laughable, and only made him become skeptical that the thing could do anything to him.

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X | @cryptiicus

“I’m pretty sure you heard me — I’m not sure how though, considering you’re a… yellow thing that doesn’t have ears.” An amused grin pulled at his lips as he continued to provoke the triangle creature. “What’re you gonna do about it?”

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✏ [ if you want to! ]

Send me ✏ for a quick little doodle of your character

⌠ :P ⌡

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RULES: Spell your URL out in song titles then tag 10 people .

I was Tagged by: I stole it from @journalingfreak but shh don’t tell

N ew Perspective by Panic! At The Disco

I ’m Not A Vampire by Falling In Reverse (bc irony)

C uckoo by Adam Lambert

E leanor Rigby by The Beatles

S weet Dreams by Eurythmics

H ooked On A Feeling by Blue Swede

C razy = Genius by Panic! At The Disco

T ik Tok by Kesha

TAGGING : @babaycga, @kittenlancer, @abigailxwhistler / @myrddins (whichever one you prefer hon) and @wwarchild (lmao good luck) and anyone else who wants to! Yes, that includes you reading this.

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whenever i see mutuals answer headcanon questions about their muses