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god i hate drakespeare (kendrick lamar if he was in something rotten)

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OH SHUT UP THE ONLY THING YOUR PLAYS MASTER IS HOW GARBAGE THEY ARE

a lot of students had to write an essay about one of your plays yesterday how do you feel

I feel proud, after all, I hath written a masterpiece. @nick-bott0m TAKE THAT

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SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Of the fourteen Russian museums claiming to have Rasputin’s penis in a jar, only three are confirmed to be genuine.

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Shakespeare

LOVE when shows imply that, actually, that famous historical figure? Yeah, he stole his whole shtick from our guy, yeah.

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you are wrong❤️

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

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MY NAME IS NOT STUPID!!!!!! If anything your name is the stupid one, Shmakespeare !!

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both of you are wrong

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your mother stole hamlet

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I’m adopting you. You’re my godkid now. Say hello to the @pink-sparkle-family :3 your other parent is @thesmallestclown . Welcome to the fam!!

WHEN YOUR GREATEST ENEMY ADOPS YOU AS HIS CHILD 🤑🤑‼️

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Oh shut your mouth!! Omelette is one of the greatest musicals ever written and you know it!!

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YEA?? WELL THE QUEEN SAID SHE LIKED MY “STUPID PLAYS ABOUT OMLETTES” MORE THEN ANYTHING YOU COULD EVER WRITE SO HA!!

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THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!!

OHHH!!!

SHALL I COMPARE THEE!!!!

TO!!! 🗣️ A 🗣️ SUMMERS!!! 🗣️ DAY !!!🗣️

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OH MY GOF HES BECOMEING SELF AWARW😰😰//

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“Fuck shakespeare” ye, that art all thou are. Thou art merely a construct of hate towards me. Thou hath no personality, no writing, other that me. Thou hate me, and ‘tis thy only true motive. ‘Tis a tragedy that thou would consider thyself my worthy opponent, yet hath nothing to say f’r thyself. When thou become thine own person, thou canst tomato me.

P.S: GET POTATOED WENCH <3 AND BE NICE TO GEODO

[/lh /j | hiii its nice to meet you :3]

Well I have just written the thing that the critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen. The people are loving it, can't get enough of it, Everyone even including The Queen. She recently invited me, To her castle where she knighted me. And privately she told me that you're Not any good Not any good Not any good Not any good! And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit And nothing's as good as my musical Omlette.

[/lh /j wassup]

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This guy gets it!!

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no

SHALL I COMPARE THEE!!!!

TO!!! 🗣️ A 🗣️ SUMMERS!!! 🗣️ DAY !!!🗣️