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Places to be, people to meet. Y'know?    Glad to know Bristol's missed me. 

Well, hi.

Well, where’d you fuck off to?

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Oh.. 'Sup?  

Well, hi.

Nick.

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Yup. You're the skater dude, right? Fr-Frank?

Well, hi.

Nick, right?

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Well, hi.

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So you never think about it? Never?

What.

I’m not.. I don’t care if I haven’t had sex or anything, it’s not a big deal to me.

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And who says I like them? They're all motherfuckers to me anyway.    Money, success, family, girls. Done.  I suppose my real mates too.

Where oh where has my darling brother gone to?

And yet. People like me. Funny how that works.

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  Everything?  Let me tell you something, Willy. You haven't experienced the ways of a woman. Or a man in your case. You need to get yourself out there. Go to a fucking gay bar, I know one! They fucking love me.

What.

What’s so wrong with being a virgin, anyway?

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Yeah, alright Oprah. You're a mental part time hobo headcase.  

Where oh where has my darling brother gone to?

You can be a bit of an…obnoxious twat sometimes. But you’re my brother. 

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Oh my fucking days, you are! Ahahaha!

What.

I don’t have to tell you.

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I really wouldn't be using the word arse. Im upfront. Would you rather me fill you with lies or some shit?   Babes, Im not giving up until I hear you moan the word no.

Pleasant day for some outdoors fun.

No, no, and no. Take a hint yet, babe?

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Think you might be the only one who can actually stand me mate.  

Where oh where has my darling brother gone to?

Prat.

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You're a virgin innit.

What.

No.

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Are you gay? Homosexuality is cool now a days, y'know.

What.

It works fine.. I just.. I’m not interested in sleeping with anyone.

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Well what's your answer then babe? Im pretty sure I can out-do your body just perfectly. Give you the proper work out you need. Leave you sore.  

Pleasant day for some outdoors fun.

You know, that’s the cheesiest pick up line I’ve heard all day. Congrats.

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... You're fucking around with me. Is your cock not working? 

What.

I don’t want to get laid?

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Well that's my nickname for you. Plus girls love that pet-names shit, Willy. I reckon you could get laid with it or something. 

What.

It’s William. No one calls me Willy.