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novococain · 3 days

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Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

#op was more right seven episodes in than most people seven seasons in #it do be like that #house md #[bad french accent] le humore #queuelet

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novococain · 3 days

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#!!!!!!#[bad french accent] le humore #queuelet

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novococain · 4 days

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Aegon the Conqueror with teats

Dany on Dragonstone, in Targaryen red and black! Unfortunately I don't have more context than this and this wip ate my brain but here she is in all her fierce glory!

Don't forget to click to better quality!!

#omg she ALSO has the targ Stare Of Doom and i am eating it UP #the curls...the very draconic wide eyed STARING INTO YOUR SOUL...the puffy drama of the clothes...#i like the gentle pirate vibes and love how ethereal and wraithlike she looks BUT #my favorite part is def the charms on the necklace because HER three heads are her children 🥲#daenerys targaryen #asoiaf: george where the fuck is winter and why hasnt it come yet #art: la tristeza de un vitral #queuelet

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novococain · 4 days

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#once i killed a plant by giving it too much water lord i worry that love is violence ect ect ect #they survived the first apocalypse but died bc i put too much sugar in the water. what if i die with them #[bad french accent] le humore #queuelet

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novococain · 5 days

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i don't know how else to say it: jon snow comes from two long lines of reckless magical bullshit and is basically a melting pot of feral royal blood but that's less important than the fact that he was raised by ned stark.

#actually yes #jon is the clusterfuck that you get when you cross two very similar yet very different types of crazy #he has a lot of moments where he leans closer to one precipice or the other and one day i do think he's gonna fall over #but even as he falls and especially before he does—ned being the only parent he knows tempers the worst of him...and sometimes the best too #jon is neither targaryen crazy nor stark crazy but a secret third thing: both and also ned stark crazy #jon snow #asoiaf: george where the fuck is winter and why hasnt it come yet #queuelet

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novococain · 5 days

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Gone Girl (2014) / Succession (2018-2023)

#i am. feeling insane.#and the failmarriage award of all time goes to #tag: (roy)al blues #tag: last words of a dying star #queuelet

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novococain · 6 days

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og post

#gregory house you are fucking crazy and you are not free but by god are you autistic #like rip cameron and foreman but bitch please. chase is so on the money this once it's kinda funny #also it's wilson. wilson has the courage to prescribe him vicodin. it's always fuckin wilson #house md #[bad french accent] le humore #queuelet

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novococain · 6 days

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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

#prev ☠#[bad french accent] le humore #queuelet

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novococain · 6 days

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jesus no

#GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE THE SNORTS I RELEASED INTO THE WORLD #this is like. perfectly tailored for me bc like. i am nonbinary (feels odd but Nice to say that) and also jesus is funny to me #[bad french accent] le humore #art: la tristeza de un vitral

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novococain · 6 days

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

#that is how you end up with 30k words of an unfinished fic you will never post. run.#i would know it happened to me #tag: fanficicky fanfic #[bad french accent] le humore

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novococain · 6 days

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"is this too cliche?" who cares? bro, write what you have fun writing. stuff your manuscript full of your favourite tropes. the same themes you love. all inspired by things you grew up with. do it all. go off. load. it. up. be freeeee

#!!!!!#read it once!! and then read it again!!! take it in!! internalize it!! do not Forget!!!!!#me to myself:#tag: fanficicky fanfic

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novococain · 6 days

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#ohhh this post has me in it and i don't like it #anyway does anyone want to know about my oc filled dance era house celtigar and house manderly <3 #or my maegor/aenys kids (there's six of em) or my oc filled house bulwer house cuy and house baratheon from the same period <3 #stepstones au #blackened bones au #tag: fanficicky fanfic #[bad french accent] le humore

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novococain · 7 days

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quick doodle of AGOT!Jon + the reason why he is not allowed anywhere near the dais while court is visiting Winterfell

#prev #but also if i saw rhaegar in the street i'd think he wanted to kill me #like you good there bro??#such nuclear levels of targ dead inside Stare Of Doom (an aegon i and aegon iii remnant i'm sure) that one has to wonder about his sanity #now we know why everyone is Like That about jon's brooding glare #who wouldn't be they look Deranged #this has been accepted into heartcanon #esp because there's like. something about ghosts there y'know #rhaegar haunts the seven kingdoms and lyanna haunts winterfell and now jon haunts ned because he's Just Like Them #legacy is a noose my friends and it comes in the shape of an umbilical cord #jon snow #rhaegar targaryen #asoiaf: george where the fuck is winter and why hasnt it come yet #art: la tristeza de un vitral #queuelet

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novococain · 7 days

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The White Wolf

#he is my dearest darling dear your honor #he gives such ned vibes here 😞#also LIVING for the sun lowkey crowning him...the saint-like closed eyes...#but also the inherent warg eeriness of his eyes being shut and ghost's being Open has me going teEhEehEehEe like a witch #the white wolf ect ect ect #jon snow #asoiaf: george where the fuck is winter and why hasnt it come yet #art: la tristeza de un vitral #queuelet

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novococain · 8 days

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Maybe grrm is secretly team blackfyre or team green because why are brown-haired targlings who were heirs to the iron throne losing, and it was passed down/on to white haired targlings? Kinda sus 🧐

#i am rollingggg #the dark haired targ curse is real hmmm wonder why that is 😱#like bruh. please. let us be serious #asoiaf: george where the fuck is winter and why hasnt it come yet #tag: the dragon has three heads (and they're all mine)#[bad french accent] le humore #queuelet

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novococain · 8 days

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"this song is about this" "this song is about that" "this person wrote this song about this person" wrong all songs are about ocs ive made and ocs that have not yet come to pass

#well yes! this one goes out to me figuring out my ocs through birthdays and songs alone #tag: fanficicky fanfic #queuelet

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novococain · 9 days

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I made something

#yup yup add it to the list #[bad french accent] le humore #tag: fanficicky fanfic #queuelet

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