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upset this is a friday. my work means i HAVE to go fast food for lunch but i'll do the rest.

This is tomorrow btw
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i wish people would tell me a lot more specifically than
'you crossed serious boundaries after being told to stop'
when i literally cannot remember being told to stop. i was called out for ONE THING specifically. and immediately after being told, i stepped away from the subject permanently. i am ACTUALLY autistic. if you don't apecifically call me out and go 'hey, that isn't cool with me', i am not going to pick up on your social cues or subtle hints. ESPECIALLY when it is over the internet and ZERO in person interactions.
my latest situation that i fucked up has me so confused that i am now questioning my REAL LIFE relationships. god, i wish i were a normal person. life would be so much easier. i hate having such a mild neurodivergence. like, for the most part, i walk, talk and act like any neurotypical but when it comes down to microexpressions or verbal allusions, i miss things so easily. i don't mean to at all, i just don't know how to properly interpret them or even how to recognize that they exist.
it sucks so bad because i did ruin a good thing and except for one specific interaction where even i quickly realized i fucked up and stepped back, i didn't notice anything else. and i am sorry. i wish i had. i wish i understood.
i'm gonna miss you all so very much.
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This man has thighs for days Credit to Karen Dunn on Pinterest and @jacularmetteld on Tumblr for the feast of images.
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i always manage to ruin a good thing. even when i don't mean to. i had friends and now i don't.
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i just think that dan howell is a weak weak fucking man for those big pleading eyes and he will never outright admit it cause reasons, but his favourite colour is not black it's blue, his favourite sound is far from obscure music cause it's the way he makes phil burst out laughing at the stupidest shit, his favourite food is not an advent calendar of dips it's any meal he gets to share with his best friend even if it's cheese-soup-mushroom-olive-tomato-taste-less, his favourite memories don't include anything before his eighteenth birthday, his comfort place is not a sofa crease but the bony shoulder he's been leaning on for over a decade, his favourite smell is not the hundreds of scented candles he's burnt through the years but the only sweet sugary thing his sweet-tooth-less ass can handle
dan howell is a weak man with a crumbling will to put up a facade and i've been loving seeing that wall go down faster than ever in the past year
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why would dan think you're gross?
okay! i decided to answer this because i got called out.
1) in no way do i actually think Dan would think i'm gross. it just looks that way in a millisecond of time because the picture is a screengrab.
2) i said it because when i first saw it, i had a very negative visceral reaction to my own back view. my pants in particular look horrid on my bum.
3) i actually have a pretty positive view on my front half, which he would have been seeing.
4) i was really just taking his face in that moment and my feelings on my backside and smushing them together.
5) totally unrelated but my hair looked SOO good
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I am too broke for this. Daniel Howell. but I kind of need Dan and Phil in a tiny horse in my life like yesterday.
New calendar alert!! 🐴DAN AND PHIL AND A TINY HORSE 2025💕
Hello Dan and Phil Neighs! You’ve seen dogs. Cats. Now: Dan and Phil and ..A Tiny Horse

Presenting - the Dan and Phil and A Tiny Horse 2025 Calendar
Meet Teddy - the miniature Shetland. We knew if we were ever going to do another calendar we had to take it up a notch ..and we took it way down.. to where this horse is. Keep track of your life or just impeccably decorate your space with the unparalleled beauty of 12 months of horse fashion photography! Enjoy themes such as Floral Midsommar July:
Or Spectral Equine October:
It is a completely valid and factually correct opinion that not only is Teddy nicer to look at than us, but he may be the most ridiculously gorgeous and photogenic animal on the entire planet, and you simply need this in your life.
Whether you use it as a functional date calendar, or just use the top half as a 12 page seasonally rotating calendar that you can use for the rest of your life, we hope you enjoy it as much as we cherished our time with Teddy.
If you want to see the behind the scenes tears of joy you can watch our vlog here!! https://youtu.be/pbE1u_SgiOA
Shoutout to Linda Blacker for yet again being an amazing animal photographer, and Divine Gnosis for the stunning graphic design.
And as a SUPER LIMITED ADDED BONUS - for anyone who needs that electric horsepower in their life we have this black tee with a bootleg power metal design:

Hell yeah. Don’t talk to me or my tiny horse ever again.
The Dan and Phil and A Tiny Horse 2025 Calendar, and Horse Metal Shirt are available right now!!
Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com Australia: http://au.danandphilshop.com EU: http://eu.danandphilshop.com
Thank you all for your love and support in this very FUN TIME on planet Earth - and whether we’ll see you on tour in Australia or the UK, or back on the internet, we appreciate you!!
- Dan and Phil
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Dan for sure thinks i'm gross but the way he is hugging my daughter makes me want to cry! also his little anime girl knees kill me.


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this whole post is killing me. as someone who knows who both sets of people are, i don't understand how you can't know both. however, i have found a large number of people don't know Dan and Phil. doesn't mean they aren't way better than J2. like an earlier tag added, they are actually in love, so i'd vote for them anyday.
Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 1


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You know what I'm gonna miss? I'm gonna miss the weeks being a week long instead of like ten years long. That's what I'm gonna miss.
Anyway, pick a song from a bad description! You do not have to recognize the song you choose. Go from the vibes. Maybe you just need hopeful words from your anti-racist grandpas right now. Maybe you need some emotional support metal, or soothing piano music. Whatever works for you.
At the end of the week I will put all the songs in order, from the song with the fewest number of votes to the song with the highest number of votes. If you would like to hear the playlist, please leave a comment or put it in your reblog, and I will tag you when the playlist is up.
Also, please reblog the poll! It's not much, but it's a minor distraction, and I think we all need a little distraction.
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hello Phannie Tumblr. you loved my daughter's pictures of our show. we got the tickets before we moved out, but now we're in a tight spot. our midweek weekend for tour was great but it's back to real life now and we need help.
i hate to ask, but does anyone want to help brighten my little phannie's christmas? if you can help, thank you so much! if you can't, thank you for reading! have a wonderful day and enjoy a few more pics from tysons n2.
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3KISOM8Y16OA4?ref_=wl_share






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my daughter did all the work. some of my favorites. there will be more! just have to find them in the nine million photos she took
also, my daughter's love for Daniel was noted.






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Hey, this is my photo! i don't mind sharing but I would love a tag in future! thanks!!
oh, i found the tag. LOL. but, um, here's my tumblr i guess!!

they were trying to spell love. philip... (x)
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met Dan and Phil tonight. we failed at spelling LOVE.



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