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‘People only like Loumand because they’re trying to appear woke’ is still the funniest discourse in the world to me because being a Loumand enjoyer is easily the least woke take I could possibly have about vampire interviewed. My favorite relationship is the one where they make each other worse every day and 1 of them is gaslighting the other for 74 years. Be serious

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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obligatory post today

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In a better world (source of parody under cut)

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I really need this line to make it into the show, it makes me insane

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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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Interview with the Vampire 2.03 No Pain

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How haints work. They switch places with the soul of a man. But vampires is different. Maybe the worst kind. The soul gets stuck in the body. Can't rejoin the ancestors. Cursed to live here with all this hate. Can't even feel the warmth of a sunrise. SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler Cinematography by Autumn Durald Arkapaw

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Under your spell

Willow and Tara from Buffy, the vampire slayer for pride month <3

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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

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he's just fine!

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dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

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happy pride

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wake up, puppet boy!

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.