ni. she/her. a fandom old. good omens. formula 1 junkie. writer and yeller. ask box is open. please for the love of francis mcdormand do not spoil race results for me on f1 days. i can't watch the races live. no asks or comments about who won or about major events please please please
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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
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#darkness and shadows#got the most cliche title#i hope its about a rogue who is bad at lockpicking and stumbles through life on sheer luck#the rogue trips a lot in the darkness and shadows#and secretly wishes to be the princess of the story instead
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.
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"Pride is not a party"
Yes the fuck it is, stop being a baby
Yes pride is a riot and a fight and yadda yadda yadda but you are not revolutionary for sucking the joy out of queerness. Sometimes, pride is a party. It is a celebration of the fact that we are here, we're queer, and we're not going anywhere. And that is just as important as throwing bricks and fighting cops, actually.
If your activism doesn't allow you to enjoy the fruits of your labors you will burn out babe. Go suck some dick. Hit on that lesbian. Get the faggy haircut!!! Dance, for the love of god.
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hey sorry not to be an asshole but I saw someone say that a sports team posting about pride month was "pandering" and I need you to log off and touch grass because now more than EVER it's important that large institutions (and especially those that could easily be right wing like sports teams) show the fuck up for queer and trans people. especially trans people. so no it is not "pandering" to take a stand for a marginalized group of people that are currently under attack for trying to play sports. be so fucking for real
#pandering companies are still providing exposure for marginalized people#they are still normalizing queers#it feels a little gross sometime sure#but pride month wasn't a socially accepted thing until recently#so i will FUCKING TAKE IT
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A brick in a building is both an individual and a piece of a whole. The brick itself is also made of molecules which are also both individuals and parts of a whole. That molecules in turn are made of atoms which are also individuals. You too just like the brick are also something that can be thrown forcefully through a car window. Wear your seatbelt.
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In summer, cyclists in the countryside use lotus leaves as UV-protective face masks.
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In summer, cyclists in the countryside use lotus leaves as UV-protective face masks.
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I have the best friends lol. Look at this lovely cross stitch piece a friend made me!
EDIT: I have been informed that the pattern is by @shitpostsampler ! Thanks to those who let me know!
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I am once again begging people to not spoil races for me on Tumblr or in fic comments, including the Indy500. The greatest spectacle in motorsports. That I cannot watch live. And now know the race results of. I love that you are excited and want to share that with me, but it literally robs me of my own excitement since I can't watch races live.
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