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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #10

Xhaani: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Zoruul: I think you mean cards. Xhaani, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #9

Astaari: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Zoruul: Killed without hesitation. Astaari: No.

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #8

Xhaani: *Screams* Zoruul: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Zilvemar: Should we do something? Velarous: No, I want to see who wins.

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #7

Zoruul: *Gently taps table* Xhaani: *Taps back* Velarous: What are they doing? Zilvemar: Morse code. Zoruul: *Aggressively taps table* Xhaani: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #6

*The squad is having dinner together* Zilvemar: Zoruul, can you pass the salt? Zoruul: *Throws Xhaani across the table*

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #5

Xhaani: If Velarous and I were drowning, who would you save? Zoruul: You two can’t swim? Velarous: It’s a hypothetical question, Zoruul! who would you save? Zoruul: My time and effort.

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #4

Zilvemar: You have to apologize to Xhaani. Zoruul: Fine. Zoruul: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #3

Zoruul: Xhaani, can I talk to you for a second? Xhaani: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Zilvemar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Zoruul: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes #2

Zoruul: I hate Xhaani. Astaari: “Hate” is a strong word. Zoruul: I have strong opinions.

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NightFel as Incorrect Quotes

Zilvemar: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Xhaani: *turning to Zoruul* How tall are you?