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Nightly Report News
Bringing you highlights from nightly reports from the Proprietors LLC family of bars.
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Brandon was diving through his pile of fake id's like Scrooge McDuck.
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He was about as active as a cold blooded reptile in the early frost at first light.
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Bar & Service Notes :: I think Matt found true love, and it was a 50 year old aussie couple.
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When we said that we did not give away product for people closing us out they said it wasn't free it was about to enticing them to come back and that's how business worked.
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One barf happened at around 10. Evan said that the food was well-chewed about two hours ago, based on consistency. Goopy. Usually our patrons are quick scarfers, so we're used to a little more chunk factor. Cheers!
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Our first non-friend customers of the night were trying out some of Mystery's neg theories of seduction on Mary and it kinda worked.
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Had a small electrical fire with the teapot while setting up at the start of the night. Turned around and saw flames behind the bar. It was as though the Heat Miser himself was playing a nasty prank.
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New Zealand girl threw her drink in her boyfriend's face. Then came back as he was paying and drank/chugged his boulevardier put the glass on the bar and proclaimed that he should be aware that she could kick his ass. Ballsy move, well played.
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A drunken obi wan kenobi (episode 3, not impressed) couldn't stop hugging warren, our bathroom attendant. It was awkward and wonderful.
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A guest purchased a bag of chili-lime tortilla strips and proceeded to lick off the flavoring, then place the wet chips on the bar. Though we didn't catch her name, we can verify she was, like, an actual functioning adult human. Also this happened at 3:10pm.
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Drunk guy got in after we closed and passed out in the hallway.
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Bar & Service Notes :: a lot of really horny law students trying to marry me. The usual.
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Had to ask a guy to stop doing headstands in the middle of the aisle.
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Jon got a phone number on a check from a girl who then came back 2 hours later with another dude and stayed till last call but left with said dude so now were all confused.
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I asked him in the future to refrain from letting sacks full of weapons into the bar... especially with strangers. He's agreed to abide by this suggestion.
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