Quite a number of you wanted more of the HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU, so here it is!!
You can summon him by drawing an eye on any surface on which a shadow is cast, essentially letting him take control of your shadow! His "body" conforms to the shape of the shadow :)
ok so like ford is arguably a monsterfucker right but have we considered that bill in his own right can be considered a monsterfucker because to him a human is basically an alien, not to mention imagine being in his shoes like hes a fucking Triangle and comes upon this 4 limbed bipedal two eyed alien with all these fingers and complicated innermechanisms and biology like. like basically humans r fucking weeiiird when you think about it and imagine looking at it from the perspective of a flat triangle. and bill was into ford. bills a monsterfucker. billford is monsterfucker4monsterfucker. im right you agree