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Emily hcs? >.<

-She's a lesbian (ik thats pretty much canon but still)

-Uses a lot of emoticons

-Coffee addict

-Talks about planning her suicide a lot with Nicole

-Very much jealous of Jecka and her relationship with Nicole

-Gets easily attached

-Always cheats on her boyfriends but the moment that one of her boyfriends cheats on her she's plotting her revenge instantly

-Almost fought Ms. Ames in remedial one time

-Likes to steal from Walmart

-Has been in and out of psych wards

-Will occasionally buy edibles off of Crispin

-Her and Kelly are frenemies (who have repeatedly made out with each other)

-Doesn't remember the names of most people

-Graduated second to bottom of the class (she just refuses to do the classwork)

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crispin looks like a dead fish 90 percent of the time i cant unsee it

Fr why does he look so strange

Ugly baby

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Hello again 👾

Do u have Jeckole hcs 😽

Yes ofcccc

-After highschool, they're in this weird relationship where they're not dating but technically they are...sort of like a situationship

-Jecka loves to be complimented by Nicole, even if the compliments are surface leveled

-Nicole has an unspoken agreement that if she doesn't kill herself by the age of 30, she'll actually marry Jecka

-Both of them are terrible at communicating, which has led to numerous arguments and break ups (of course the two of them could never be separated for more than 3 days)

-Whenever Jecka's dad yells at her or threatens her, she stays with Nicole

-When Nicole's mom found out that her daughter was dating a girl she was very surprised but it also made a lot of sense to her

-Nicole dislikes physical touch, but she would wrap her arms around Jecka's waist given the chance

-Jecka likes to run her fingers through Nicole's hair when they're laying in bed together

-The two of them have the other's clothes stored at their house

-They have been intimate once or twice, although Nicole would occasionally say some snarky remark which would ruin the moment

-Nicole barely cries, but when she does Jecka holds her and whispers sweet nothing's in her ear

-The two eventually move in with each other in their own shitty apartment, Jecka getting a job to support the both of them while Nicole is a bum lol

-Even though Nicole would never admit it, she actually attempt to stop cutting for Jecka (super gay but alright)

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Finally made my shitty little OC an actual sprite

And here's a fake screenshot cause I'm funny

Nobody told your stupid ass to like him, La'Tavia smhhhhh

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Do you have hcs for when jecka’s sick or on her period I luv hcs like that theyre so silly 😋

Of courseee

-Her cycle makes her extra bitchy, snapping at anyone and everyone that comes in her path

-Sleeps with a weighted plushie to help ease her cramps

-Her cramps are terrible and painful, leaving her either bedridden or having to buy pills from Emily

-Doesn't enjoy sweets normally, but indulges in them when she's on that time of the month

-Nicole occasionally visits her, mostly to make fun of her misfortune (but to also make sure she's alright)

-The only time of the month where her father doesn't yell or her mom doesn't bitch around her, they both make sure their baby is comfortable

-"Nicole...can you just hold me for a while..." "Fuck you're so gay..." (And Nicole holds her anyways)

-She's actually the type of girl to cry on her period, especially if one of her cutest pair of underwear gets ruined because of it

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Do you have any Kylar head canons?

(ONLY IF YOU WANT TO OF COURSE!!!)

Oohhhh yeah I think I have some

-Actually has a terrible homelife

-Super deep in the closet, which is why he's very much homophobic

-"Kissing my homies goodnight isn't gay bro"

-Mentally retarded slow, he's very insecure about being stupid so he loves to belittle people that are actually intelligent

-Had so many broken bones in the past

-Dated Kelly in the 8th grade (they broke up one week afterwards)

-Was experimenting with the Football Captain once or twice

-Probably likes red bull

-Anger issues (obviously)

-Quit playing lacrosse later in life, realizing it wasn't getting him anywhere (realizing that there was no lacrosse scholarship pissed him off so bad)

-Good friends with Trody and Braxton

-Has a massive crush on Emily (he loves toxic and evil women)

-Actually treats his pet hamster surprisingly well, like a child

-Thinks theater and art class is "gay"

-He's actually really soft inside under all that rage

-Listens to Kayne, Lil Wayne, and occasionally listens to Ed Sheeran (claiming that the music is peak...)

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Art block fight me.

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Do you have headcanons for when Nicole’s sick 🧍‍♀️

-Nicole is super pathetic when she's sick, pathetic and bitchy

-She's definitely get Jecka sick with her so they can hang out and be miserable and sick together

-She never goes to school when sick, finding it the perfect excuse not to go

-Her mom is surprisingly loving towards her when she's ill, checking her temperature constantly and getting her whatever she needs (in reason of course)

-She finds a way to have Emily sneak into her room to get Percocet and Xanax

-She REFUSES to eat store bought chicken noodle soup, finding it disgusting

-She's even more trashy sick, looking like a pathetic soppy cat

-When she comes back to school after being sick, Jeffery bombards her with a bunch of questions of if she's okay and whatnot to which she thinks to herself "God I wish I died"

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um hiii can I hear some headcanons for Crispin and Kelly plss they're my favs (is it normal that I love them WAY more than nicole and jecka) 🙏😭

btw we've interacted on tiktok b4 :3

OMG YEAH YEAH WE HAVE :3

AND LOWKEY SAME I LOVE CRISPIN AND KELLY TOO

🛹Crispin Headcanons🛹

-99% of the time he's high out of his mind

-Best friends with Kyle

-His phone is never charged, he always be asking people for a charger and shii

-Listens to Green Day and Evanescence thinking he's deep and chill (he's really not)

-Has a bass which he can't play whatsoever, max he could do is strum the cords to make a crappy melody

-Occasionally steals from gas stations

-One time he committed property damage which is why he has a warrant

-Can't for the life of him get into a relationship, but if he did he'd treat his partner like royalty (despite being broke as shit

-Smells like corn chips and weed

-Once frosted his tips by himself and now his hair is hella damaged and dry

-Skateboards down the school hallway even though Ms. Lynn constantly sends him to detention for it

-Barely gets any sleep, so he spends most of his time in class passed out

🌺Kelly headcanons🌺

-She's definitely pansexual, but since she doesn't know what that is she just calls herself "half gay"

-Always throws the best parties, having top shelf liquor

-Likes blink-182 and Fergie

-Loves Ryan Gosling movies

-Very spoiled but is also very sweet (sometimes)

-Dated Kylar in middle school

-Resells vintage clothing and handbags

-A bit ditzy

-Always has the latest fashions and technology

-Her parents are always out on vacation so she enjoys the house to herself

-Loves 7/11 slupees

-Refuses to go to college

-Definitely a zebra pattern kind of girl

-Would marry a rich old guy in a heartbeat

-Only drinks, doesn't enjoy doing drugs

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Uhh can I hear ur jecka or Nicole hcs pls 👾

Yeah yeah yeah >~<

-Jecka has a collection of Bratz dolls her mom used to get her. Even though she finds the dolls a bit creepy, she still keeps them because they remind her of a time when her mom was loving and sweet

-Has one of those tamagotchi keychain things (rest assured her tamagotchi pet is long dead)

-Big fan of Britney Spears, used to play her music religiously when she was younger

-THE QUEEN of fake tans and lip gloss

-Would 100% experiment with Nicole in college

-Definitely would want a gay best friend, and if she did get one she would treat him like ✨one of the girls✨ and fetishize him a bit (without meaning to)

-In the 2010's she would be a huge beauty guru and would start a podcast

-She's definitely a bit bi-curious, her type being trashy girls

Ok ok and now Nicole headcanons

-Knows how to play guitar, but will REFUSE if anyone asks her

-Likes to downplay her trauma

-Has made out with Jecka at least once while drunk

-In the future she'd definitely end up in another toxic relationship with a woman

-Will probably NEVER settle down, afraid of commitment and vulnerability

-Hooks up with Ari every now and then

-She HATES when her mom sends her to a mental hospital, not being able to be on Myspace or do Percocet for a week really makes her contemplate suicide

-Her life begins to SUCK as an adult, not having the same privileges she once had and now she actually has to work if she wants to keep living with her mom

-Her and her older brother used to be really close when they were younger

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hey its me the normal guy whos normal about fictional characters who are also normal 😛

jeffery headcanons please

Okie dokie :3

-Neurodivergent (obviously)

-Very good at video games, he knows all the cheat codes to ever game he has encountered

-Has a very respective following on 4-chan

-Definitely trans (whether transmacs or transfem is up to interpretation)

-Wants to have a life partner to make up for his mommy/daddy issues

-Very intelligent yet in college he becomes a burnout kid

-100% has trauma from highschool and needs a therapist

-When interacting with people online he 100% has a god complex

-Hypersexual

-His mom blames the divorce on him and he firmly believes that it's his fault

-Sasuke was his gay awakening

-Despite all the shit she put him through, Jeffery still crushes and idolizes Nicole (for some reason)

-Creates his own webcomic in the future

-Unironically likes Weezer

-OG Roblox player

-Writes fanfiction of him and whoever he crushes on

-Gets sick very easily, behaves like a terminally ill child from the 1700's

-After highschool he tries to become a better person, becoming less of a creep and more of a weird and quirky kid

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Y'all should low-key ask for headcanons and shit like that cause I'm bored as a bitch

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NO WAIT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY😭

i need to get these opinions out there somewhere i apologize

whats with this fandom and everyone hating all the gay ships, LIKE THE YURI IS EQUALLY TOXIC WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTT

this has been the worst fandom ive been in ngl

90% percent of the posts i see about it is "why you should hate this character and you should kys if you feel an ounce of sympathy for them"

ITS EITHER THAT OR "i desire this character carnally" CAN WE JUST BE NORMAL FOR A SECOND GUYS

i love how nuance can be applied to all of the characters until its one of the men SORRY I SAID IT. not kike theyre great (and this is coming from someone with androphobia) but LIKE??? CAN WE HAVE A CIVIL DISCUSSION WITHOUT TELLING PEOPLE TO DIE

WAIT NO CAUSE YOU'RE LOWKEY COOKING

This has to be the worst fandom for mlm ships EVER BRO.

I CANT EVEN ENJOY A MALE CHARACTER WITHOUT BEING REMINDED "Oh, Crispin sent a unsolicited dick pic" or "Oh, Jeffery has a foot fetish and mommy fetish" and even shit like "Kylar is a benzosexual"

BITCH ARI SENT HER NUDES TO A BUNCH OF GIRLS

EMILY CHOKED KELLY OUT CAUSE SHE SAID SHE WASN'T AS PRETTY AS FERGIE, SET A CAR ON FIRE, SELLS DRUGS AND HAS MULTIPLE BOYFRIENDS

NICOLE MADE KYLAR KILL HIMSELF AND STOLE HIS PERCOCET

MEGAN LITERALLY SUPPORTED A PEDOPHILE JUST CAUSE NICOLE INSULTED HER

JECKA WAS A FOOT WHORE

KELLY JOINED THE WHITE NATIONALIST PARTY

Like come on if you're gonna point out the flaws of the male characters then you need to do it with the female characters as well

Everyone is an equally shitty person and while yes, toxic yuri is heavenly, WE NEED TO SHIP TOXIC YAOI TOO

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Yeah like isn't the entire point of Nicole's character that she's confident mean and a bully??? The exact opposite of SBN3 at the time??? I'm pretty sure it's obvious that she's everything that he wasn't and wanted to be in the 2000's....

Like why would bro make his self insert a loser bitch boy that gets bullied by the main character???

So indeed you are cooking

confuses me to no end when co09 fans say jeffery is the self insert when its actually nicole but i dont think anyone wants to admit that

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Kylar...my lovely Kylar

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Y'all should totally join and vibe with me and the homies

Even if y'all don't make art or whatever still join for the vibe

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Oh yeah....Jeffery time

He's so fucking fun to draw idk

(also some Kyjeff cause why not)