nightqueensolomon

[nightqueensolomon]

i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket

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You‘re annoying

I’m hot as fuck so it doesn’t even matter

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[nightqueensolomon]

I feel like I have successfully demonstrated how to use words to commit violence. Really, these brujah are so unimaginative...

Convincing my fellow Brujah words are just as effective as violence is more of a struggle than I thought it be.

Apparently as a Camarilla Brujah, I am caitiff. Meanwhile those real Anarch Brujah have successfully, lost a Baron, caused 2 masquerade breaches that needed coverup and (checks notes) started a fight club without a hint of understanding the irony.

[nightqueensolomon]

Empathy: I feel you

Sympathy: I feel for you

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

[nightqueensolomon]

I'm gonna blame you if I stub my toe. Because it irritates you and that brings me joy 😊

@my-name-is-hunter

If my blood is haunted, I'm gonna make it your (and everyone else's) problem

[nightqueensolomon]

@my-name-is-hunter

If my blood is haunted, I'm gonna make it your (and everyone else's) problem

[nightqueensolomon]

Makes a note to give Hunter all my anxieties

[nightqueensolomon]

The lad doth protest too much, methinks

Can't believe Hunter gave us all a Malkavian STD.....

[nightqueensolomon]

"What kind of problems are we talking? Problems for other people, or problems for me? Because those are very different things." - @nightqueensolomon

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lord grant me strength to hurt these innocent men

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Should we get you a teething ring?

ok im normal now

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... why does my forehead itch?

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

[nightqueensolomon]

for posterity: my insane roll that just straight up convinced a baron to gtfo

[nightqueensolomon]

IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE

I GOT STAKED

HOW did cat LOSE MY CAR