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I honestly get so mad when guys pull out to cum. Like excuse me ???? I worked hard for that? You’re supposed to fuck it into me. Like I will lock my legs around your waist I swear to god

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the jasad heir: a tale of a man and his vest

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he/theys be like "yoooo pass the aux lemme play some bangers" and put on some song that sounds like it was contrived by a ragtag band of little woodland creatures with sticks and rocks

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Sera: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Kieran: Were you dropped on your head as a kid?

Millicent, sitting upside down: Bold of you to assume I was held at all.

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Reaver: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

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Poppy: What’s up? I’m back. Alastir: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Poppy: Death is a social construct.

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Are you saying Kevin is a husky

kevin’s like one of those dogs that need to be walked everyday or they’ll roll around the floor, dramatically howl, and stare out of the window longingly

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I love rereading aftg so I can watch Neil's personality gradually shift from "just a Normal Guy here :) :) :) no really I'm soooooo Normal :) :) just a Boring Regular Guy :) :)" to the human personification of a feral racoon that's been shaken up in a trash can and then released into an expensive hotel lobby

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all i want in book 3 is at least one moment where this is their dynamic

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My favourite part of Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo is how Mercy was just prepared to commit a Crime to go to Hell. Like she instantly went from 0 to 100 and I think we aren't discussing this enough

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Alex: We all have our demons.

Alex, grabbing Darlington: This one’s mine.

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hell bent plot summary

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[crawls out of book 2 bloodied and weary] maybe in book 3 darlingstern can fuck

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Give a man seeds and he seed-bombs a golf course for a day, teach a man to grow a native wildflower garden and he seed-bombs his entire neighborhood for a lifetime.