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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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Absurdly good framing and composition for this photo. This should be in a fucking museum. This should be in history books.

The lighting creating an almost pop-art uncanny valley effect on Trump that gives him the look of a comic book villain, highlighting his brozer more than I've ever seen it and giving his clothing an oversaturated look.

Trump's long shadow draping over the Capitol building, a spectre who looms larger than the actual man himself, casting a haunting effect.

His cronies lurking in the shadows, at attention.

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It took me forever to work on in short bursts while still injured, but sometimes and idea just sinks its teeth into you and won't let go. 🦁

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People who don’t even try to shield children from adult personal or interpersonal conflict make me want to bite through a wall.

Aggressive arguing or violence in front of children, trying to make children take sides, traumadumping on children, serious negative self-talk or suicidal ideation in front of children, not explaining conflict in an age-appropriate way, etc. Biting you biting you biting you (but not in front of them).

I’m not saying never disagree and skip through a field of daisies forever but if you are about to have an uncivil disagreement with somebody dismiss yourself for grown-up time and remove yourself from the kids’ sight and hearing for the duration.

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I looked up pics of Drump’s stupid little parade and most of the news outlets talking about it also focused on the no kings protests. Usually more on the protests. It was also raining and also US army aesthetics kind of look stupid when put in the form of a big dictator structure, turns out.

Also he wore a trucker hat that seemed to be trying to match the color of some of the military berets?

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From here.

More from the piece here but Read the Whole Entry and subscribe to the Substack.

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I will never stop being mad about chiropractors

It's pseudoscience with no backing! They're scam artists with no medical training! The guy who invented it thought you could essentially cure random, unrelated illnesses and diseases by just aligning the spine in a certain way, and claimed he learned it from a GHOST

They have permanently damaged and even killed people!

Half of their techniques cause relief in the immediate but increase damage/pain/stiffness in the long term, creating repeat customers for profit!

AND YET ACTUAL DOCTORS AND INSURANCES WILL REFER PATIENTS TO THEM

Insurances will refuse to pay for physical therapy and force patients to go to chiropractors instead because it's cheaper (BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS)

These assholes are no better than the scammers who claim they can heal your cancer with crystals and tea. Do not fucking put your life in their hands.

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*gets bodychecked while playing women's lacrosse and breaks my nose* this is perfectly normal if the person who did this to me was born with the Moon Goddess Innocence Genitals but misogynistic violence if the person who did this to me was born with the Violent Penetration Genitals

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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

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at base i just think "women are more prone to mysticism and magical thinking due to their fundamental and irreconcilable soul differences from men, which is why astrology is inherently female-coded" is a much more overtly misogynistic thing to argue than "astrology is a noxious pseudoscience" could ever be

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In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

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if you find a part of a human body (not your own) you shouldn’t keep it in your house for the next 50 years. yeahhhhh. that jawbone is not for youuuuuuuu.

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Can we please appreciate Odysseus being a silent stalker in the shadows, taking out suitors with his bow, not deigning to speak to them as he takes them out one by one

until some of them go "we have to strike him in the darkness too! we know the halls of this palace! the odds can be tilted!"

and Odysseus, built this palace with his very hands, has to step out of the shadows like "are you this fucking stupid"

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I had this video idea and felt like tumblr would appreciated a lot more than tiktok, so here you go. Do things the easy way.

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It's so impressive to me how complex Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are. Not one of them is what he seems to be.

Kirk on the outside: charming and rash

Kirk on the inside: stack of books with legs

Spock on the outside: logical and very traditional

Spock on the inside: mutineer

Bones on the outside: cranky old grump

Bones on the inside: pure marshmallowy softness

These guys have LAYERS.

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someone might need to hear this