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those flat escalator moving walkway things they have in airports effectively kill you and make a clone on the other side like the teleporter but in a gradual ship of theseus kind of way

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getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

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i unironically believe electricity is the closest thing we have to magic in this universe. consider:

it's basically what human "souls" are made of (your consciousness is the result of miniscule amounts of electric charge jumping between neurons in your brain)

when handled incorrectly or encountered in the wild, it is a deadly force that can kill you in at least half a dozen different ways

when treated respectfully and channeled into the proper conduits, it is a power source that forms the backbone of modern society

if you engrave the right sigils into a rock and channel electricity into it, you can make the rock think

there is a dedicated caste of mages (electrical engineers) tasked with researching it in ivory towers

whatever the fuck Galvani was doing with those frog legs

look at this and just try to tell me it isn't a kind of summoning circle

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human brain angiogram, 2023 young bare-branched oak, 2016

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The famous Billy Meier photograph famously used in The X-Files ‘I Want To Believe’ poster

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turns out santa's workshop is still running on 32 bit windows xp so its been realy easy to scam the fuck out of the elves with ransomwear

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the year is 1969. three years have passed, and K-Cell has a new mission - OPERATION KEYSTONE HUNTER:

one of two fresh agents joining K-Cell is BILLIE SILVER, a getaway driver who cut a deal to save herself from prison time after she witnessed the unspeakable, and proud owner of several pairs of Kickin' Jeans

Billie belongs to @steampunkforever who has retired Cary for now because he would, quote, "thrive in the nineties"

BONUS: Homer mustache (actual) and Kit mustache (hypothetical)

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They still serve... in a way

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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑶𝒍𝒅 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒍 (inspired by Adam Nevill's The Reddening)

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i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them

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Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide