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You still want that hotel room? I can extend your stay for as long as you’d like

Lemme be honest, the room is only part of what I’m here for. I wanna get the real inside information on Fufu… she confuses me, aye? She got to grow up with both her parents, she’s popular, nice, gets good grades, has great friends… and she ran away from most o’ that. So I wanna know what happened… and also learn what’s genuinely up with her life. It’s fun to watch, but receiving genuine answers is better. She seems… different.

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… well, that sucks. Thought I’d try at least… alright. I guess I gotta find somewhere else to go now… I doubt anyone’d take me though, haha.

[They sigh heavily.]

Good luck, Fufu, with… whatever endeavors you plan on going after. We do still gotta catch up, though, y’know? If ya ever change your mind, just call out. I’ll be watchin’ ya, so it won’t take that long for me to get ya. As a thank ya for your time, I might as well do something, so…

[They slip a ticket to a museum show under the door.]

I know you’ve been before, but… I mean, I have nothin’ else, and I doubt I’m dressed well enough to be let in, so… good luck!

[They walk away from the door, looping around the street and out of sight.]

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

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[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

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You saw me just a second ago. I’m in no condition to hurt ya, and I wouldn’t even want to! I really don’t have anywhere to go, so- wait, you said someone else’s here? Is that why? Damn, you should’ve said somethin’! I would’ve brought a gift… why are ya assumin’ I wanna hurt you and your roomie?

[Their voice goes completely flat for a second.]

That would ruin my opportunity, and why would someone like me give up a chance at gettin’ off the streets?

[They quickly begin speaking normally again.]

I could do work, or make a deal, or somethin’ like that…

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

-@nihilistic-neuroticism

[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

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>No I don’t… what did I say that was so offensive?!

Stalking is enough reason to punch ya

Aw, c’mon. It isn’t that bad. I didn’t even say a word to her! And I never hurt her, did I?

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Because your actions interest me… because it’s good to check in… and some things have changed, obviously, so I wanna know what’s up. C’mon, have I ever hurt you? I’m in a bit of a fix, and you’ve always been a reliable girl, and I am a bit desperate… hehe. I’m just askin’ for some knowledge and a room. Not even board, just room!

[They’re looking through the peephole again, trying to glimpse Yuki. They pull up a wad of cash and shove it up to the peephole.]

I got dosh, see? I can pay ya… please, Fufu?

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

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[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

[nihilistic-neuroticism]

Yeah.

Yeah you deserved to be punched

No I don’t… what did I say that was so offensive?!

[nihilistic-neuroticism]

I’ve been… keepin’ an eye or two on ya ever since ya first started high school. I only started really spendin’ time on watchin’ ya when you ran, though. Piqued my interest for… some reasons. I hung around for quite a long while, but somethin’ came up a while ago, and I had to… hide out. Now I’m back to check in, and formally introduced! Haha…

[They wiped a bead of sweat from their forehead.]

So, Fufu… I’ll ask correctly this time… what’s up with you?

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

-@nihilistic-neuroticism

[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

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Fuck, Fufu, what’d… what’d I do to ya? I got nowhere else to run, and you’re supposed to be reliable… did you get yourself a partner finally? Or what? Fufu, please, I’m kinda… kinda desperate here…

[They cough. Wheeze almost. Then they glance back through the peephole, eye slightly bruised.]

Mafuyu? Come on… god, I’m starting to wish I actually introduced myself all that time ago…

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

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[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

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[Surprised and now featuring a heavy mark on the right side of the face, Nihility stumbles back and falls to the ground, staring at the now-closed door. They then begin to.. laugh.]

Damn, Fufu! I didn’t know you had it in you to do something like that… ahhh…

[They stagger forward, using the door as leverage.]

Gimme a sec… to breath…

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

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[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

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NOT THIS ONE BYE-BYE

*throws back again*

HERE TAKE A BOX OF CHEEZ ITZ BYE

FUCK I’M ACTIVELY IN A CONVERSATION— THANK GOD I CAN SPRINT!

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… was it something I said? Damn, Fufu, you gotta tell me what I can and can’t say! This is why I wanted to check in and make sure you’re okay…

[They’re silent for a moment. Then they speak again, embarrassed.]

I, uh… I really didn’t mean to say anything bad…

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

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[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

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AH NOPE NUH UH NIGHTCORD IS NOT DOING THIS NUH UH WE HAVE FLUFF SCHDULED AND ITS ALREADY BEEN PUSHED BACK GOODBYE

*throws away from the Yoisaki house and into a hotel*

JUST STAY HERE FOR A WHILE KAY???

FUCK DUDE, I’M BANNED FROM HOTELS ACROSS THE COUNTRY! And I can… jog back. I’m a good runner.

//they don’t have bad intentions trust

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Aw, come on… what’ve I ever done to ya? I’m just a lonely person in a bit of a pickle… please don’t call the cops. I didn’t even pick any locks… heh. Kiddin’ ya.

[They aren’t taking any of this seriously.]

It’s been months since I last even stopped around your house… tell me, how’s life? Keepin’ up the honor role? Your fuckshit ma still got ya in a cage? Made any songs? Come on, I just wanna know what you’re up to…

[Their tone is mockingly innocent, but… they also don’t seem to think Yuki would actually go through with anything.]

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

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[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

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… I’m not being serious. Really though, can I come in? I don’t have anywhere else to be, and I thought it’d be nice to catch up… oh, wait, you don’t actually know me. Ha.

[They step away from the door for a moment to let Yuki get a better look at them. They have a wide, toothy grin, and uncomfortably small pupils.]

I’m Nihility. I’m your former stalker and non-legal guardian. Cheesed to meet ya.

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

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[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

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[They move their eye up to the peephole to meet his.]

Yo. I’m, like. Robbing you. Can you open the door so I have access to your valuables?

[They say this in a singsong voice.]

[There is a knocking sound on the front door.]

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[Yuki would move towards the door, looking through the peep hole without saying anything.]

[nihilistic-neuroticism]

Ooh, maybe I can stop at that persons house? I used to stalk them, but they never saw me, so I can use my… ahem… prior knowledge to weasel some cash out of them… I like this idea.

[nihilistic-neuroticism]

… just swiped a phone from an old geezer who doesn’t even have a phone lock. No problem. Now, I need to do some searching…

… wow, google just loves handing out peoples personal info. Number acquired.