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I've spent so much time making little doodles mocking that big lizard with my friends. It's surprisingly easy to mock him. Honestly if you have a piece of paper and a utensil, take a swing at it. It is soo freeing.

Just almost passed out trying not to laugh seeing how they did Niv-Mizzet in the political cartoon in the Tenth District Times today. SPOT ON caricature and cadence. Apologies to the guy next to me who thought i was choking. :)

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Okay, now that I have a place to stay for a bit, a PSA for other Izzet engineers and artificers: Do NOT overload a new machine in an area with damageable hardware & infrastructure. If, like me, your workshop/laboratory was built with walls and ceiling to resist/prevent unexpected explosions, make sure that there are no holes, cracks, or breaches in the walls/ceiling before overloading the machine. If you must activate the machine in your workshop/laboratory, I personally recommend creating a smaller, controlled explosion beforehand, to find any weak spots in your building's lining. This PSA has nothing to do with the recent explosion in Precinct 6.

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Hi, I'm Bre, and sometimes, you really just need to keep people on their toes. This, is "The Lost Wiener." Welcome to Rakass!

takes off naked down the street shrieking "Help, someone made my dick fall off!" while waving around an uncooked Happy Horndog Hotdog

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If any of you in the tenth want to see an explosion in about...

...seven and a half minutes, look towards precinct six.

On an unrelated note, I will be relocating my lab away from precinct six for reasons I will not disclose at this time.

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It should be around Wayport. Um, probably not large enough to cause much lasting damage to the infrastructure of anything, and it's not near any strongly guild-affiliated buildings. Uhh... It shouldn't have a very large radius, but it should reach pretty high altitude and whatever it does overlap, uh, is gonna be pretty irreparable. Umm. I definitely don't have anything to do with it though, but I'm sure whoever caused this did it by complete accident.

If any of you in the tenth want to see an explosion in about...

...seven and a half minutes, look towards precinct six.

On an unrelated note, I will be relocating my lab away from precinct six for reasons I will not disclose at this time.

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If any of you in the tenth want to see an explosion in about...

...seven and a half minutes, look towards precinct six.

On an unrelated note, I will be relocating my lab away from precinct six for reasons I will not disclose at this time.

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I could handle leaving. I'm really only here because the League had the best job prospects for my skillset and has pretty good benefits.

So, I don’t mean any offense by this, but, between Cathars, vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghosts, demons, corrupted angels, and standard mobs of peasants with pitchforks and torches, Innistrad seems a bit awful. Have you considered going to a different plane?

There have been many times I've considered going through one of those Omenpaths since they first opened up, but Innistrad is my home. It's the place I belong. Would you consider leaving Ravnica with all it's internal politics and divide between the Guilds?

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(ooc) Very proud of this. I am both worried it's busted and worried its trash

(edit: the original made it so you could just tap and pay nothing to get a free suspend card so I added "X can't be 0" to fix it)

I don't make custom Magic cards very often, but I got inspired to make one based on my character for my Ravnica rp sideblog @lotleth-spore-farmer.

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Most of my colleagues want that dragon carnally. I'm not particularly fond of Zarek or Niv-Mizzet, but I do like disobeying the recommended safety precautions of machines. Bonus points if they're the machines I designed.

Honestly, as someone who has been in Izzet for a good decade now, I think more Izzet need to come to terms with the fact that there are really only 2 reasons why someone would join this guild:

1. They love explosions, but want to survive them (most people survive Izzet explosions. Rakdos explosions, however, are usually lethal)

2. They want to fuck one of the two guildmasters (Between Ral and Niv-Mizzet, who could blame them)

Personally, I'm of the opinion that recruitment efforts would go better if we started putting up posters with Niv-Mizzet pin ups on them, but when I tried to suggest that they kicked me out of the meeting room.

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Most people seem to think I don't, but it is magic. A lot of people think artifice is just using gadgets to replicate spells, which is sort of true, but instead the magic is in creating the materials in question. I DO use a tiny catapult to fling a flaming rock instead of calling upon arcane power to cast fire bolt. I do NOT have the ability to make that catapult in an antimagic field. I think.

Hey Mages of Ravnica, what kind of magic do you practice, and where do you get it? Eager to hear back from you wonderful folk!

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These other planes don't scare me. I'm from Ravnica! I can handle anything!

*One day in Alara later*

WHAT THE FUCK?

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We're definitely more manslaughter and criminal negligence than muder.

GOLARI ARE NOT A NET GOOD???? Very prblematic take. They literally kill ppl???

You realize Every guild kills people right? The reason I say the Golgari are a net good is because despite their services "protecting the sanctity of life and death" they also produce the fertilizer that grows our food. They're the entire reason starvation is basically unheard of on Ravnica, if you can't afford food, the Golgari will provide it to you.

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The books I bought yesterday have mysteriously gone missing. given that yesterday was apparently three days ago, I suspect the Dimir may have something to do with it.

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gha rakdods will dresss up liek clouns and than wondr y no1 takes em seriosly

i shiuldnt be wrtting whle inebreatedd

Almosst christman i deserve a fuckinjkn treat