niloupalata

[niloupalata]

"the time has come for your interview! ready to be a star?" est: 09/18/23

For all your Teyvat-official account drama and weekly shenanigans, tune in every week for a post written by none other than yours truly on how the week went! Except, it's all recapped, here, on the Steambird!

(Ahem. So in other words, hey, yknow those Genshin official accounts? ex @niloupalata or @cyno-the-adventurer, well, for relatively inactive accounts like wanderer or albedo who don’t know what has happened and want to catch up on posting, I’m your gal! Also for normal people who don’t want to just read all those text posts. Anyway, tune in for summaries, special favorite excerpts of mine, etc. I take suggestions, so feel free to slide into the ask box!)

from which was once an individual person scrambling to update every week (and consistently failing) is now a team(of currently two) ready and working hard to present to you: the steambird.

(invites/applications will be open at perhaps a later date, but for now are closed.)

updates every thursday - the steambird issues being from the week before (since the schedule I had of writing the article on the exact day its to be published was.. not very great)

The original mod would also recommend for the full steambird experience to go on the desktop website, where you can find all the articles. but if that's not possible, you can find everything here. This also includes interviews. Every single issue. in order. Even the latest issue this week!

tags:

steambird specials <- special articles that I will tend to particularly write if there was an INCREDIBLY packed day. Which, I haven't done in a while, but I've got one or two in that section that were pretty good. Consider giving them a read!

the steambird <- your regular weekly updates, brought to you by the steambird mods!

steambird updates <- should the blog undergo any major changes or something like that, it'll be under this tag.

charlotte's loveliest dearest informants <- normal anons sliding into my ask box to deliver info.. I love you all!

charlotte answers <- Charlotte answering any post in character. Though, she won't be answering on any issues.

question for the writer <- Charlotte answers any asks.

exclusive interviews ! <- though relatively unhumorous and mostly crack, (when I feel like it) Charlotte will interview figures from the article to include! (separate posts)

the old pinned post

Once again, you can find all my issues(+interview(s)) HERE!

[niloupalata]

aaah this one was quite difficult!! but very cute <3

if i were a mole, i think that would make my inspiration expeditions to the desert much easier..

@faruzan-official @the-wanderer-official and anyone who would like to do it!! (apologies, i dont want to double tag and could only think of these two who havent done it yet!!)

"Well, why should Pantalone be the one to start trends. I am supposed to be the new blood among the Harbingers, right?? So I have decided to take matters into my own hands! Everyone's a mole now!"

@wangsheng-consultancy; @monsieur-neuvillette @regrator-pantalone @dottore-official @sandrone-official @not-the-darknight @viatrixtravels @arlecchino-official @autistic-arataki-itto @scary-anon @pink-hibiscus-anon @dvalin-official

[niloupalata]

kaveh your little wings are so cute😭😭

hehee i love this!!!

GUYS LOOK I'M A WORM I I MADE MYSELF A WORM THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME ISNT THAT SO COOL SUPER AWESOME GUY

((LINKS THE PICREW)) <- it there

PEOPLE I WANNA SEE AS WORMS :D

@kuki-shinobu-official @kaveh-official @kaeya-official @your-local-firework-dealer @regrator-pantalone @dottore-official @not-the-darknight @ayato-official @sigewinne-official @the-blue-oni-official @ask-outrider-amber @alhaitham-official @pink-hibiscus-anon @xinyan-official @thoma-official-genshin @itto-official @razor-official

[niloupalata]

oh this is adorable!! the flowers even look a bit like padisarah🥺

Fellow inhabitants of Teyvat, turn yourselves into cats~

I have found this peculiar site called "Picrew" on which you can create customizable digital images.

I stumbled upon a thread where people have used this Picrew to transform themselves into fluffy, flat-looking kittens, and I figured we should give it a try.

Becoming a cat is truly one of the ways to make oneself more adorable. This is what I would look like as a kitten;

In accordance with most Picrew chains, it is customary to invite other people to join you in this digital-image making.

Therefore: @dottore-official, @nahida-official, @kaveh-official, @chongyun-official, @alhaitham-official, @ask-outrider-amber, @faruzan-official, @ask-childe-official, @sandrone-official, @arlecchino-official, @monsieur-neuvillette, @hydro-eidolon-kaveh-official, @general-mahamatra-cyno-official, @bubu-pharmacy-doctor, @xiangling-official, @furina-official, @autistic-arataki-itto, @your-local-firework-dealer I am inviting you to join this challenge (only if you desire to do so) and to tag other people of your own as well.

Anons, if you see this, feel more than welcome to join in the festivities!

Pass this gift on, and let us all become kittens.

[niloupalata]

hehe thank you!! i learned from the best🤭

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

-@cyno-the-adventurer

…pfff🤭thank you cyno, that made me smile today. apologies i didn’t see it earlier, i usually forget to check this place!! now…

ahem, ahem, general cyno, please take a seat.

what do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

[niloupalata]

nope!

sofishticated :D

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

-@cyno-the-adventurer

…pfff🤭thank you cyno, that made me smile today. apologies i didn’t see it earlier, i usually forget to check this place!! now…

ahem, ahem, general cyno, please take a seat.

what do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

[niloupalata]

► reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!

...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.

...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.

...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.

...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.

...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.

Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.

[niloupalata]

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

-@cyno-the-adventurer

…pfff🤭thank you cyno, that made me smile today. apologies i didn’t see it earlier, i usually forget to check this place!! now…

ahem, ahem, general cyno, please take a seat.

what do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

[niloupalata]

meow.

-@autistic-alhaitham

…

Youngster, I get it. You’re the Acting Grand Sage. But. Er..

Don’t you think that’s a tad odd.

[niloupalata]

i.. but wh.. you…. et tu, hat guy..?

meow.

-@autistic-alhaitham

…

Youngster, I get it. You’re the Acting Grand Sage. But. Er..

Don’t you think that’s a tad odd.

[niloupalata]

oh dear.. it appears the acting grand sage is enjoying gaslighting a bit too much

meow.

-@autistic-alhaitham

…

Youngster, I get it. You’re the Acting Grand Sage. But. Er..

Don’t you think that’s a tad odd.

[niloupalata]

oh.. but i thought tits were one of the things keeping you from killing people

@monsieur-neuvillette Hi!! You’re the new Hydro Archon not archon right?

There’s an Akedemiya social gathering happening and since the topic is ass I’m just thinking you’d like to perhaps join! Especially since your friend has a pretty fat butt I think you’d like to perhaps partake in the discussion?

It’s less of an Akedemiya social gathering and more of a international discussion

[niloupalata]

you wouldnt kill a girl with tits… would you?

@monsieur-neuvillette Hi!! You’re the new Hydro Archon not archon right?

There’s an Akedemiya social gathering happening and since the topic is ass I’m just thinking you’d like to perhaps join! Especially since your friend has a pretty fat butt I think you’d like to perhaps partake in the discussion?

It’s less of an Akedemiya social gathering and more of a international discussion

[niloupalata]

i think so, madam faruzan.. i’m afraid we are

@monsieur-neuvillette Hi!! You’re the new Hydro Archon not archon right?

There’s an Akedemiya social gathering happening and since the topic is ass I’m just thinking you’d like to perhaps join! Especially since your friend has a pretty fat butt I think you’d like to perhaps partake in the discussion?

It’s less of an Akedemiya social gathering and more of a international discussion

[niloupalata]

o-oh, i was going to chip in but—that’s pretty violent, i think i’ll just..

@monsieur-neuvillette Hi!! You’re the new Hydro Archon not archon right?

There’s an Akedemiya social gathering happening and since the topic is ass I’m just thinking you’d like to perhaps join! Especially since your friend has a pretty fat butt I think you’d like to perhaps partake in the discussion?

It’s less of an Akedemiya social gathering and more of a international discussion

[niloupalata]

o-oh !.!!.!!.!!!!!! thank you madam faruzan-

❥

Kaveh or Nilou

Nilou!

Kaveh is a nice youngster and all, but Nilou is such a sweet girl!

And obviously Kaveh is naturally already dating that scribe. I’m many things but I am NOT a home wrecker.

[niloupalata]

Send me ❥ + two names and my muse will say which one they'd rather date.