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Nothing bad will ever happen to me because I simply love everything that happens. Hit myself in the gums really hard while I was brushing my teeth just now and I thought, "Wahoo!"

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Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

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trying to watch things for an actor you find hot is like

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EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

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No but like, this is the thing about Sam carrying Frodo and the ring up the mountain. It's a cool scene in the movie, but they don't explain what's happening at all. The ring at this point is so heavy Frodo can't even lift his head. It's like essentially a cinder-block he has to carry around his neck. And finally he gives up and Sam offers to carry him and:

DO YOU GUYS GET IT? THE RING IS A BURDEN, BUT FRODO ISN'T. FRODO DOESN'T WEIGH ANYTHING TO SAM. SAM CAN LIFT HIM EASILY!!!! HE'S NOT A BURDEN AT ALL I —

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Once again thinking about the “Tolkien elves are physically superior to humans in every way” thing as a disability parallel

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patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

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happy you cant make a tomlette without breaking some greggs day to those who celebrate

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When I was a kid I was “darn I just love when female characters pretend to be dudes for whatever reason” and the reason will not shock you in the slightest

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NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon

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grinder is a social experiment designed to find out how many mobile game advertisements a person is willing to endure for gay sex

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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dude your goth gf just fuckign bit me

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Pierre Molinier, Luciano Castelli, c1970

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they should invent an understanding and intellectualizing your feelings that makes them go away!!!