nimrochan
nimrochan
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🫐🫐🫐Am Yisrael Fucking Chai Aggressively JewishAntizionists are either antisemites or ignorant, I don’t make the rules.Birds, Writing, and Girly Things. Living my best child-free life in Manhattan with my three rescue kitties. I write parody fanfiction (my most popular being my SnK/Free! crossover, "Shingeki No Puru"). I am currently working on Harry Potter and Resident Alien parodies; https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nimrochan/pseuds/Nimrochan. Fic updates are tagged as "fic update."I accidentally ship Eruri.
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nimrochan · 12 minutes ago
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inspired by a friend misspeaking
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nimrochan · 12 minutes ago
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Yom HaShoah (Holocaust Remembrance Day) has started and will be for the next 24 hours
May the memories of those who perished at the hands of the Nazis forever be for a blessing and may we NEVER forget and NEVER forgive!
Uri Gobey
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nimrochan · 14 minutes ago
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Carp banners for Children's Day in Japan by ハスカップ07
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Standout
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nimrochan · 15 minutes ago
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lets be roly-poly with mama
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nimrochan · 15 minutes ago
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SERVICE DOG PSA
So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)
I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up
If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help
Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him
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nimrochan · 5 hours ago
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There's nothing more important than writing what you want to read. Don't worry about who will like your book. Don't worry about what market it can neatly fit into. Don't cut corners or blunt edges to satisfy an imaginary person who might dislike aspects of your art. It's yours. Treat it as a pure expression of your soul. Compromise is for cowards.
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nimrochan · 6 hours ago
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Chubby cheek s
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nimrochan · 13 hours ago
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All they care about is killing Jews.
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nimrochan · 1 day ago
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A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
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nimrochan · 1 day ago
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nimrochan · 1 day ago
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everything. cost money
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nimrochan · 1 day ago
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having fun
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nimrochan · 1 day ago
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She is ready for her program
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nimrochan · 1 day ago
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OP: There's something oddly healing about seeing ducks hunt fish in the park.
Cnetizens: The ducks shine.
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nimrochan · 1 day ago
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