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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long
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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
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jon snow: im a bastard. everyone hates me. i want to die. and im 14
tyrion for some fucking reason:
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looks at you with my huge brown eyes. let's touch a hot stove together. Ok?
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u could mabye be happy that they will never get to enjoy that post because you’re not putting it out there and thus depriving them of the joy :)
I hate when I think of posts that would explode among people I hate.
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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thatbemeqq
video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually
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