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#malaria testing as a kid#blood-type was bonus knowledge#too bad I am not allowed to donate because of said malaria bc I have the universal type but what can you do?#not give malaria to vulnerable patients that's for sure#poll
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Pity he can't read the shirt.
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#useful information#did she forget about sunscreen? or do harmful chemicals stick to that as well?#so it's an option of sunburn or chemical burn 🤔#also#if you're going to a peaceful protest don't talk about it on your phone or anything
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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#looking at my sister here#(and a little at myself. I too will struggle when it gets too hot but my limit is higher than hers I think)
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#hahahaha I kept getting pluses! look at this!#throne of blood and darkness and mist and skulls#i'm crying laughing
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sometimes i see a car and think i could fit an ecosystem of small fish in there but i wont because i want them to like me
some cars i think could fit an ecosystem of small fish:
2017 smart fourtwo
the pea car

the isetta

#I *need* a pea car in my life oh my gosh#I want to dress up like a fat worm and drive around in the pea#the isetta is so cute too!#cars
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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.
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THE UNTAMED | episode forty-three Lan Zhan, I wonder, back then, at Xuanwu cave in Mount Muxi, what's the name of the song you sang to me? Why you ask this? Just tell me, what's the name. I guess I've figured out how you recognized me. Tell me, what the song is.
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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨
#lan wangji's rabbit#best option tbh#that's a safe and luxurious life#(i spun it again and got luo bingge and I don't think that's a happy person to be)
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The original 'virgin vs chad' meme
I feel like everyone is sick of those stupid soyjack vs Chad "my opinion is good and based and correct, your opinion bad and wrong and stinky" memes by this point, as they're some of the lowest forms of current internet 'humor.' But precisely because those memes are so bad and also everywhere, I feel it's worth giving some credit to the fact that the original "The Virgin Walk / The Chad Stride" was actually a brilliant meme.
"The Virgin Walk" image showed up first, and it was standard 4chan stuff - which is to say, highly negative. Just a whole bunch of random small traits that people can have, bundled together in an accusatory way to try and make people insecure about them having "virgin" posture, by the kind of people who genuinely worries about being an "alpha male" (Or possibly pointing out their own flaws as a form of self-hatred, flip a coin when it comes to 4chan)

And then, on another thread, someone made the Chad Stride edit to go along with it.
It's a great piece of satire by how simple it is. Just by taking the traits listed in the original image, then inverting and exaggerating them, the result is an absurd caricature of a man who does not (and should not) exist. Through exaggeration, it demonstrates how the people who constantly worry about seeming 'Chad-like' are chasing after behaviour that is utterly unhinged and disconnected from reality.
I think this gif demonstrates it perfectly by putting it in motion:
Virgin is a normal, if insecure dude. Chad is an absolute fucking maniac. (Not to mention all the references to violence in the image)
So, while it did degrade into those awful soyjak memes we all know and hate because that is the nature of the internet, I feel like it's worth remembering that in the original image that spawned this entire trend, you're supposed to laugh at Chad. You shouldn't want to be Chad, because he's the menace to society [ credit to the gif's creator: https://x.com/art_miguelito/status/1107313740033212417 ; thanks to @softwaring for linking it ]
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now im imagining what pride events in ankh morpork are like
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