DnD, TTRPG, nerdery, queerness, quips, lazy MX Paint doodles, weirdo '70s/'90s detectives, suchlike. My username = a tag typo & happy accident.
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#prithee is that sam smorkle at yon bar#indeed tis#we are all doomed#but like pronounced duu mid so its fancy
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the last of shaggy's vile sandwiches
If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches
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the "Tony's's Small" screw job :O
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jeez you'd think an actor would be more excited about their new coworkers, i always thought it would be kinda fun :./

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pffft I saw Danger wayyy before they opened for Hole
Damn

Sure is?
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Satler & Wldorf got lgs
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you've seen Silent Hill but now tremble in fear at Lowing Field, featuring Bessie as Fischer Price Toy Car Head.

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oh hey -
i finally figured out how to reverse engineer a goal i've had for tumbler for a long time, which is "how do you actually Block-block a specific user?", not just blocking their account, but making it so if they show up in a Reblog, the whole post will be at least somewhat blocked,
turns out its "filter". If they have a username distinct enough you can add the username to your Filtered Hashtags (or Filtered Topics? I did both..) that's the way to do it.
#i mean my That Fucking Guy isn t even bad or annoying its just once you get too prolific i just tune out#this is basically the same solution as getting rid of that FleshCowboyHat quote problem unquote from a while ago#in the land of tumbler filter are king evidently
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..is that like how in heist movies they plan their shenanigans for the change-over between guards?
pope gone
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BALDERDASH #6
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a building in the way but also they misspelled pianist now how will the piano player know where to buy an appropriate hat :*(

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headcanon: literally 1st person horror game down to the 2/5 flashlight battery counter

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oh here i am watching nature-made horrors beyond my comprehension
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