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great post contribution thank you but also

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on that thought Lird i wish it was clearer which batches of cookies came First relative to the creation of earthbread. dragons seemingly have Always Been There but from there its so gd vague if the beasts were Literally The First Cookies or if they were supplemental after society had already been established, and to that end, after some of the elementals were Born(???) and had a foothold w/ terraforming the lands and shit like that. What is the order of operations. What is the powerscaling. I want to know who would win in a fight between pitaya dragon in their prime & burning spice. Its so dark in here

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crk reread - crispia 10

in which grandpa locks the fuck in

immediate small aside i really like this soldier design. reminds me of some headcanon precorrupt silent salts ive seen & the incorporation of the souljam is really clever

i forgot about the weird time bubble shit that the vanilla kingdom gets subject to LOL

okay but didn't the attack on the kingdom happen as the LAST event immediately preceding the END of the war or did she attack it to START the war and then run it back at a later date? would be cool if thats the case but the game fails to make a proper distinction here

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS DUDE. WHO ARE YOU. WHY DO YOU APPEAR FOR A SINGLE CHAPTER AND NEVER AGAIN. HELLO?

OBSESSED with:

how crunchy this cut-in is for no fucking reason

mushroom sitting very politely

GOD custard is so fucking funny. 8 year old completely failing to read the room at all times and is having the time of his life for it. Feed him burger

HE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

DE's reaction is genuinely really interesting here though. this does feel like a legitimate attempt at outreach that isnt just driven by point-proving malintent. the latent desire of white lily's to have someone by her side who might understand her hopes for cookiekind and the grief she experienced in the wake of pursuing that hope, and once more, she is left wanting. granted her first mistake was probably trying to pose this question to amnesiac jesus and the gaggle of children following him

how the fuck does she Not recognize him though. is she stupid?

(presented with no further comment)

pure vanilla (has had the light of truth for five minutes): my What

the unbridled self loathing goes CRAZY with this dude

oh hey there vanilla sugar. extremely funny how this one-off npc sprite ended up causing one of the biggest fucking timeline headaches in the entire series later down the line

(glances to the spire of shadow) echoes across time fueled by resentment or obsession huh. Interesting.

this goofy ass onomatopoeia??? what was this in KR for them to have translated it like this. *Smirk...*

and here we arrive at the Fundamental Issue with DE as the major antagonist as of current. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PLAN. what are you going to actually DO with the souljams? what is the potential impact of the cookies of darkness WINNING??? the fact that their actual operations are STILL this ill elaborated upon all the way into beast yeast is actively to the detriment of the overarching plotline. we desperately need some insight into the Consequences of her proposals and goals. DE has such interesting potential but she's so shallow as a villain just because we really have no idea of what success actually Looks like for her even WITH the apparent connection to the st. pastry order + the ultimate cookie haunting the narrative. she needs a win that demonstrates her Impact upon earthbread in the present day that isn't dependent on the beasts' presence BADLY. dear god i hope she ends up successfully double crossing all of them that is literally my only hope for her character rn

speaking of the st. pastry order the religious posturing of the witches that this game dabbles in will never not be fascinating to read into. the fact Priests exist at all across earthbread is so. ?!????!??!?!?!??!?

hello tumblr sexyman cookie goodbye tumblr sexyman cookie

oh i FORGOT forgot about this scene. this is really Good for both of them, actually. you can definitely see de's perspective here and how this proposed hypocrisy plays into pv's guilt complex going into odyssey and beast yeast

poison mushroom giving pv the weed that makes him scared and that giving us THIS fucking cut-in will never not be CRAZY hwuat the FUCK was devsis on with this one

pure vanilla, squinting: ...is that cacao's kid.

ROFLMAO

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] you're not supposed to know that name yet girl! continuity fail! /lh

the yuri going on in the background between these two still rules but i havent seen ship art of them in Years. we need to return to our roots

[SLAMS HANDS ON DESK] NEWGENS TAKE NOTES FOR THUE LOVE OF GOD THE AMOUNT OF FANFICS I HAVE READ THAT MISS OR FORGET THE FACT HE'S NOT A KING ANYMORE DRIVES ME CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY

sure was timeless kingdom! dark enchantress' characterization was way better than i remembered it being but i Cannot say the same for most of her minions. most continue to give me absolutely Nothing to talk about besides it being EXTREMELY funny that dark choco was there for all of that and yet pure vanilla basically ignored him because his relation to cacao was still mostly speculative at the time and for him to acknowledge otherwise would've caused Problems (iirc). next up is hollyberry's introductory chapters! which i have very little memory of!! so that'll be interesting!!!

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yknow for the nonzero amount of vanilla & hollyberry and their Attack Dogs (shmilk, pitaya) i dont think ive seen anyone bring up just how funny an interaction between the latter two could potentially be

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on that thought Lird i wish it was clearer which batches of cookies came First relative to the creation of earthbread. dragons seemingly have Always Been There but from there its so gd vague if the beasts were Literally The First Cookies or if they were supplemental after society had already been established, and to that end, after some of the elementals were Born(???) and had a foothold w/ terraforming the lands and shit like that. What is the order of operations. What is the powerscaling. I want to know who would win in a fight between pitaya dragon in their prime & burning spice. Its so dark in here

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maybe i'll publicly talk about my crackhead city of wizards & moonlight cookie game theory one day ... i'm waiting for a specific shoe to drop in canon first but the likelihood of it happening is so fucking slim im gonna be waiting like another year for it to just be deconfirmed LMAO

i think about the way stormbringer's mythos ties into dark cacao's actualization as a virtue holder so often. i wish we had more ancient/legendary lore connectivity like that in game

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i think about the way stormbringer's mythos ties into dark cacao's actualization as a virtue holder so often. i wish we had more ancient/legendary lore connectivity like that in game

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ive never really preferred the english performance. the cast has Talent do not get me wrong but i tthink the voice direction leaves a lot to be desired 90% of the time. it's either gonna be peak or the contrast between his performance to smilks john mulaneyisms is going to be so unintentionally funny that its actively distracting

really the only thing i can hope for at this point is that when we get the completed eng audio that yuri lowenthal's performance of TR is as "standoffish emo kid in the year 2006" as its been in my head for the past 5 and a half months

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what does youtooz know that we don't for both smilk and cacao's product descriptions to use only they/them pronouns

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Sighs loudly. Adds to cart

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Commission for my buddy ^_^ @pureshadough !!

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Commission for my buddy ^_^ @pureshadough !!

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Commission for my buddy ^_^ @pureshadough !!

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Commission for my buddy ^_^ @pureshadough !!

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longan dragon gets a pass for fucking up the timelines for this one look at how cute my son is

Brother your game continuity is fucked

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Brother your game continuity is fucked

[pureshadough]

You're so real about odyssey.

I joined because of SdVn but I want to play the game in chronological order cause I want to know the characters!

BUT I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD TO GET THOSE DAM FEATHERS. I've been playing this game daily for two months and have only just unlocked Day 2 in Chapter 1.

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so, you said in the odyssey pure vanilla would wake up to the whole attempted murder. Would he know or would it be like one of those things where fount would awkwardly play it off, or would he just pretend for founts sake? (sorry if this is redundant I have just followed ur blog and I’m getting into the au ^^)

oh pv would know for sure what almost just happened yeah. if anything thats kind of the Climactic Moment of the au where all of the beans hath spilled so to speak. over the course of odyssey fount becomes Visibly desperate & kind of manic about the State Of Things because by like chapter three thon would've come to the realization that it is The Future and that the virtue holders having been replaced doesn't bode well for thon. by that point the original goal of Getting Home has devolved into just trying to establish some sense of control and a reclamation of power that technically hasn't even been taken from thon yet and under these pretenses the failed murder attempt is the nail in the coffin for thons downward spiral and corruption unto Deceit. pure vanilla forgives thon for it in the moment anyways because he is pure vanilla and after managing to get fount to come down from the worst panic attack of thons Life he also learns what thons Deal has been the entire time and it. Complicates things. Greatly. Especially since beast yeast immediately follows up odyssey in the canon storyline ROFL