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I'll send feet pics (or $5) to whomever can send me a Lucario with hidden ability in Pokemon Sword/Shield

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some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

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shout out to all the kids who aren’t good at what they’re passionate about, and who aren’t passionate about what they’re good at

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the first recorded vibe check can be traced back to Mike Myers’ 2003 live action adaptation of cat in the hat

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that Diana Wynne Jones interview where she’s like “I don’t understand why so many girls are into Howl, it must be because they want the challenge of fixing him” is so optimistic, like DWJ’s out here hoping I at least want to make him a more functional person as if “rogue academic turned melodramatic fashion disaster whose social skills Do Not live up to his own hype” is not a perfectly valid thing to be attracted to 

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Ok so Thor is great and all, but do you know who really deserves the title of best Himbo?

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I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.

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me @ tumblr

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this is, no exaggeration, the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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nobody:

persona 5 fans:

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Listening to The Beatles with only one headphone

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“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

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The way Chris Fleming holds himself when he’s playing an Unlikable Cis Man character is like…… the perfect form of physical comedy

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I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

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Cat Girls, Taco Bell and Guitars

That's a cheap shot...

But an accurate one

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TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME

COLORS, SONGS, AESTHETICS, PEOPLE, ANYTHTING

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Stop ironically stanning Dolly Parton and start acknowledging her for the genius that she is