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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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ppl who say “the wife” instead of “my wife” are… suspect at minimum

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procrastination !

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every time i think, i take 10 damage

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shut the hell your mouth

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Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”

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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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