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[OOC

I apologise for my current absence. I had another surgery 2 days ago and it’s taking a while to recover from. I am okay just wanted to let everyone know replies are on a hold for a few more days. Will probably pick ‘em up on Monday.]

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Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them.

sphinxmemesmusings:

❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.

💛: Loves them platonically.

💚: Is a little jealous of them.

💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.

💜: Finds them sexually attractive.

💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

💗: Finds them romantically attractive.

💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.

💝: Looks up to them as a role model.

💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.

💔: Hates their guts.

💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.

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Some Very NSFW Workplace Sentence Starters

“I have a meeting in 45 minutes, we have to do this quick.”

“Close the blinds and lock the door, I don’t want anyone walking in on us.”

“My desk is big enough that you can fit under there and give me head without being seen.”

“You’re really distracting, you know. You make me want to push all this paperwork to the side and bend you over my desk every time you walk in here.”

“Not so loud or they’ll hear us and we’ll both get fired.”

“How about a quickie before we go to the meeting?”

“Lift up your skirt and bend over the desk. We’ve only got 20 minutes before the potential new hire comes in for their interview.”

“Quiet. Get on your knees and suck.”

“Don’t make a sound. They’re right outside the door.”

“Every time I see you walk by, you make me want to rip your skirt off and fuck you.”

“Let’s just call it what it is, we’re office fuck buddies. Nothing more, nothing less.”

“You can’t say anything about this to anyone. I don’t need to be part of all this office gossip that goes around.”

“These daily quickies we have are what get me through the day. I look forward to coming to work because of them.”

“Meet me in my office in 20 minutes. Make sure you’re not wearing any panties.”

“Do you know what the thrill of office sex is? The possibility of getting caught.”

“Move your computer so you can fuck me on your desk. I’m not trying to have keyboard impressions all over my ass.”

“So, lunch break. Want to join me in the bathroom and have some fun?”

“I try so hard to concentrate on my work, but then my mind wanders to what you have on under your clothes and how much I want to fuck you across my desk.”

“I was working on the portfolio for the ______’s case, then I got… distracted when I saw you walk by.”

“Having a hard on at work is fucking painful. Come help me out here.”

“Cut that out unless you’re trying to get me to bend you over this desk.”

“I’m the boss, I can do whatever the fuck I want. And what I want is to fuck you senseless right here, right now.”

“You getting that raise is contingent upon how well you do sucking my cock.”

“You have lipstick on your collar, we all know what you were up to.”

“There’s a hotel right around the corner from the office. How about you take an extended lunch and we go have some fun?”

“Looks like I left lipstick on your collar. Want me to leave some more?”

“So tonight, after everyone leaves for the evening, wanna have some fun in your office?”

“I hope you’re not busy, especially since I came all this way just to see you.”

“So, boss man, tell me, how much do you really want to bend me over this desk and fuck me?”

“I only come to work everyday in a good mood because of our daily office quickies.”

“The worst thing about the weekend. I don’t get to feel you inside/around me until Monday comes again.”

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I started reading the dutch word for peanutbutter and couldn’t stop laughing. it’s pindakaas btw

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That’s a bootyful language fite me

but yes pls

teach me

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bootyful xD

oh sweetheart... our word for hospitalinsurance is ziekenhuisverzekering

like most languages try to stay away from z and v and w and such but god so many words in Dutch are based around those letters.

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That’s a bootyful language fite me

but yes pls

teach me

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‘ I push up on my toes, you call me "sweet thing" And breathin' down your neck, your body screaming And you thought that you were the boss tonight 

Said this ain't what you usually do And a girl like me is new for you And I can tell you mean it cause you're shakin'

And when you start to look at me, a physical fatality And you surrender to the heat, you'll know

This is heaven in hiding ‘

Heaven in hiding - Halsey x

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Modern verse

I haven’t had the chance yet to plot out Alex’ modern verse. 

Main;

27 years old

Part time writer for the New York Post

Avid blog writer

Up and coming politician for the federalist party

Adores dogs

College time; 

Studying journalism at Princeton University

Can be found crashing parties with his band of friends during the weekends

Can be found in Political study groups after lessons

If you want to rp with this verse give me a like on this post and I’ll slide in your DM’s to determine main or college verse!

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Congratulations // First Burn

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rpmemesfam:

✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

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Alexander Hamilton died on July 12, 1804

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Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.

lost-prince-of-corona:

I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).

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nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕ : Holding hands

♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse

♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap.

♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙ : Sharing a bed

♚ : Head scratches

♛ : Sharing a dessert

♜ : Shoulder rubs

♝ : Reading a book together

♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟ : Patching up a wound

♤ : Taking a bath together

♧ : Your muse playing with their hair

♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together

♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses

♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣ : Back scratches

♥ : Your muse crying about something

♦ : Slow dancing

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@ask-liza-schuyler |Soulmates | continued from x

An annoyed groan almost escaped his lips the moment the coffee spilled over the cup. Holding back a light curse he switched hands before shaking the one that got hit with the coffee. Luckilly it hadn’t been all too warm anymore. An eye brow rose however as he caught sight of the zeros on his wrist. So this was how they met?

Finally switching his gaze towards the woman in front of him he allowed a charming smile to settle on his lips. Her words however caused him to chuckle. “Ah it’s fine. Was getting cold anyway.” Reaching out to a nearby trashcan he got rid of the cup before holding out a hand for her, he wouldn’t shake it however. He took it and kissed the back of it, after all Alex had always been a bit of a ladies man. “I’m Alexander Hamilton. May I ask the name of the woman who owns my soul?”

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He had tried so hard but Eliza had pulled back, going as far as to distance herself from their other children. Returning from church he left the children in the house, working on their writing. The house was strangely silent, Alexander had gotten used to hearing the soft sniffles coming from the bedroom Eliza had claimed for her own. Reaching up he brushed another stray grey hair out of his eyes before they settled on Eliza in the garden. She was in his usual spot. Amking his way to the door he took a deep breath. Would she allow him in this time?

“Eliza..” Her name was a soft whisper as he stepped out to join her. Standing next to her he gazed at her with pain and love. She had gone through so much. Too much. His eyes closed for a moment before his lips parted for another try. Yet another day of him begging her to let him in. “If I could spare his life, if I could tarde his life for mine, he’d be standing here right now Eliza.” HIs eyes turned back to the scene in front of them wondering if she would react this time.

It Was So Quiet | Closed

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The weight of Eliza’s dress felt as heavy as her heart and soul did. Perhaps it was the darkness of the fabric, or perhaps it was the meaning it held. She stood static in the middle of the garden, the only part of her moving was her fingertips against the soft petal of a flower that had bloomed early. Just like her Philip, it was too good for this world. How could have God been so cruel as to rip her son away from her so soon? To keep from crying anymore, she focused on the flower, pressing into the petal so hard that it tore, but she continued to rub until her fingertips were touching.

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🌟🌟🌟

🌟 - I love seeing you on the dash!

NO. NO. NO. NO. TURN BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM <3

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misconception: ALEX IS A THOT 👀🍆💦👅

ONLY FOR YOU 🍑 🍑 🍑

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misconception: hamilton is traumatized by storms into adulthood.

While I could not find any information about this I personally think it depends.

If you take into account his letter to his father, the one that actually got him send to New York. [x]You will find that his description of this hurricane is quite traumatic. Of course it was a devestating event which ended in a lot of deaths but Alexander confesses to only feeling the natural fear paired with such an event.

A very religious man in his early years he describes the event as the ire of God and in fact spends most of the time of the storm inside praying. I believe this is a habit that followed him through out his life. For me personally he would pray when a severe storm hit. But fear is something he didn’t truelly feel by such a thing. More awe and natural fear.