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Oh my God I love it and I love this Fic SO MUCH 😭🥰 @whentommymetalfie you always know how to tear my heart into pieces with your writing.

TommyAlfie lovers you haven't started reading this get to Ao3 right now because it's AMAZING 🥰

refuge

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A scene from chapter eight in Bird Song. Where a worried Alfie attempts to take care of an injured and frightened Tommy (which as always involves putting him on the sofa and dressing him in Alfie's clothes)

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*blinks* Alfie???....Alfie is that you?

#we'd all pay to watch this spanking tbh

every time i see tommy shelby being cringey with some motivational fuckass quotes or behaving sassily i just want to put him in my lap belly down ass up and spank him until he whines like a fussy baby

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Flor, I love that you’re creating moodboards for the diff AUs and I had to pop in to request Tommy x Alfie chef AU. (Obvs I wanted enemies to lovers at first, but how fun would it be for Tommy to fall for a chef and be fed lovely delicacies as part of their love language?) I know you’ll create something amazing for me!

Masterlist

Thanks for sending this, Lee!! ❤️❤️. These two 🥺.

People believe that he doesn't eat. He's a businessman who loves whiskey and cigarettes more than he loves his family.

But not even Polly knows the true.

Every day, at the same hour, he goes to the same place. It's a fancy English restaurant that usually is full of rich people ready to enjoy a delicious meal. The head chef is a moody Jewish man, always grumpy and always foul-mouthed. But an excellent cook.

People don't know that Tommy Shelby indeed eats, he's a human after all, but in recent times he only eats if the food is prepared by Chef Solomons.

Tommy is always at the same table, he doesn't need to order because as soon as he occupies the chair, a plate is in front of him. As if the meal was prepared with anticipation.

This time, it's not the exception. Only that along with the plate, there's a piece of paper with a telephone number on it and a message:

"Call me, silly boy."

Alfie x Tommy masterlist

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Thank you for the tag @capnmachete 🥰

I'm over 5'5 / I wear glasses or contacts / I have blonde hair / I often wear sweatshirts / I prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / I have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting boss face / i play sports/ I play an instrument / i know more than one language / I can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / I have never dated anyone / I have a best friend that I have known for over five years / I am an only child

Tagging with no pressure:

@justrainandcoffee @agentidiot   @bouncydragon @scorpiussage    @morning-alfie @elliotshelbyjones

#Ipretty certain I have resting dumbass face. #also I have a Squish that I feel like I known my whole life

thx for the tag @illarian-rambling !!

blue 4 yes, black 4 no :3

I'm over 5'5 / I wear glasses or contacts / I have blonde hair / I often wear sweatshirts / I prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / I have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting boss face / i play sports/ I play an instrument / i know more than one language / I can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / I have never dated anyone / I have a best friend that I have known for over five years / I am an only child

tagging : @theartsyswissapple @agirlandherquill @butchingdyke @capnmachete and all my other mutuals :3

blank under cut!!

I'm over 5'5 / I wear glasses or contacts / I have blonde hair / I often wear sweatshirts / I prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / I have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting boss face / i play sports/ I play an instrument / i know more than one language / I can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / I have never dated anyone / I have a best friend that I have known for over five years / I am an only child

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Oh my God the little touches just kill me. @dandelionfool you've done it again. Absolute perfection 🥰

something about how tommy is able to defuse alfie's aggression on various occasions when he gets all wound up and angry (russian vault scene my beloved). whereas i would think if the roles are reversed, the absolute best alfie could offer is a combination of uncertainty and arousal.

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I saw you missed the booping soooo… BOOP!!

*happy sigh* That's the stuff 🥰 Thank you Alex I needed that ❤️

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So sad that I can't boop you

I WOULD VERY MUCH HAVE LIKED TO BE BOOPED 😭😭 I can't believe I missed all the booping. Thank you anon for considering me for a boop. I love you 🥰

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This is fuckin' gold 😂😂

more peaky + textposts or something

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#you didn't actually expect him to eat did you?

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@capnmachete I LOVE the way you write Alfie! I can't wait for the next Chapter! This is an absolutely perfect start to my day ❤️

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@chrisphant Love this edit ❤️ Hope you'll do more

No One Knows

Finally finished my second edit and ofc it’s a TommyAlfie edit 🫶🏻. Song is No One Knows by Queens of the Stone Age.

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This is too good and I need this kind of meme to survive ❤️

+ bonus AWFARR

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(insp.)

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This was so sweet. Wnat a wonderful way to start my Saturday. I can't ever get enough of these two. Love it, @justrainandcoffee

Make a wish (Alfie Solomons x Tommy Shelby)

Summary: That February 14, Alfie and Tommy are enjoying their first Valentine's day together. A dinner date, a ship trip through the Thames... And a shooting star that, maybe, can make their wishes come true.

Warnings: Mentions of homophobia, but it's mostly fluff.

Words: 600. || Valentine's masterlist.

2017.

Valentine's Day and all the cheesiness around that day was not something Tommy particularly enjoyed. It was more the work of society making people feel more lonely than other times of the year or else be forced to spend extra money on their special someone. But Alfie didn't think like him.

His boyfriend had placed an order at a fancy restaurant for that night and that morning Tommy had woken up only to find a dreamy breakfast with a rainbow cake baked by Alfie himself.

It was the first Valentine's Day they had shared together. Tommy was supposed to do something for him too, but he didn't know what. He used to settle his previous partners with expensive gifts and a night of sex and then vanish for several days. But Alfie wasn't like his other partners. He loved Alfie.

In a world dominated by heterosexuality, there were more than a few looks of disgust when they sat down at the table in that restaurant. But Alfie himself was scary if he wanted to be, and the look on Tommy's face when he was upset, made more than a few people consider not saying anything. And that's exactly what happened: nothing. Not even when they kissed briefly. If people were upset, they preferred not to say. After all, they were a couple celebrating February 14, just like any other.

Tommy finally revealed to Alfie that his gift to him, was a boat ride on the Thames. There was no room, they had told him but they couldn't resist the amount of money he offered and suddenly, magically, there was room for the two of them.

The cold but windless night was ideal for them. Especially for Tommy who was comfortably settled in Alfie's arms. Unlike the restaurant, no one seemed to mind that the two of them were together. Everyone was having fun with their partner or group of friends. The laughter of some girls could be heard throughout the ship.

The music invited everyone to go dancing, but the two of them stayed there.

"Make a wish," Tommy said to Alfie. From the bow of the ship, they were both looking up at the sky when a shooting star crossed the dark, cold night.

Alfie chuckled and looked at his partner "Since when do you believe in wishing upon a star?"

"Since I need to believe in something more than what you see. If not fucking God or your God, or life itself, then let the wish-fulfiller be a shooting star."

"Sounds good to me. But it will be to the next star because this one is long gone."

It wasn't long before a new one appeared in the dark English sky. Tommy was very clear about what he wanted. It wasn't money, it wasn't power, he already had that. What he wanted was peace. As cliche as it sounded.

When he looked back at Alfie, saw he had his eyes on him, "Did you make your wish?"

"I did. Did you?" Tommy wanted to know.

"No, fuckin' ridiculous. I got everything I want, what more can I wish for?"

Tommy smiled slightly. "I love you, Alfie."

"Me too, Tommy," the other man replied pulling him close to kiss him.

In the background, the city seemed far away from them. Or maybe they were the ones far away from the city. On another planet. On one where there was only them, the shooting stars and all the wishes they both hoped would come true.

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Another gorgeous artwork from @dandelionfool

things alfie daydreams wistfully about when it's been too long since he was last almost-killed by tommy

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#I laughed so fucking hard at this oh my lord @scorpinelle I love you 😂

good morning, mr solomons

yeah, it is

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@imoldgreggory You are so damn talented 🥰