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    “You could always play another normal game-- one of the newer ones nobody has heard about. Just play casually. Keep the lighting down so I’m not as easily seen and then at the end-- boom. Or even better, just not have me show up at all until near the end or in the middle; people wont notice me so easily.” Brian would wave his hands around as he spoke, gesturing in examples of how he could kill Mark near the end when he talked about it. 

“Now you’re speaking my language!”  Mark could see it clearly in his mind.  It’d be hilarious, he was sure of it.  People loved cross-over type stuff, and having the actual Ninja Brian in a video with him would be perfect.  Especially if it ended ‘fatally’ for Mark.  “The only question is, what sort of game.  I mean, I already did Hello Kitty Island for one of my really creepy game videos, so if I have a game like that people will call shenanigans on us.”  And that’d ruin the effect of Brian killing him in the end.

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(Making a single post on mobile about Mark's drowning simulator playthrough. Like. Thats an actual recording. Someone had to do that. How fucking terrifying is that? Who would EVER agree to do that-- even for a game. That's utterly horrifying and like-- I just. It gives me the heebie jeebies how someone can stand that kind of thing, the fear and abandonment. I wouldn't be able to.)

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    “I guess that would be kinda cool. Like the one time I did Hot Pepper Gaming.” Brian would cross his arms and smile softly, finding the other’s grin contagious. “We could end the video with me doing some sort of killing move on you. That’s kinda my theme with the ninja thing-- killing. Acting of course, though.”

“Are you kidding?  That’s perfect, just what the video needs.”  Mark was grinning widely, obviously unperturbed by the idea of having a silent guest in a video with him.  “I’ll just introduce you–or maybe not, maybe I will just not acknowledge it–and then you’ll just be this silent, unblinking force of death lurking just over my shoulder, piercing the audience with your icy cold stare.”

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    “Okay, you know what? We’re going to do math now Anita. This is what it has come to. So the average tiger-- according to google on my phone-- is about 11 ft. 11 multiplied by one trillion is... 11,000,000,000,000 ft. of tigers. The sun is about 1,310,000 miles across and width combined. Those miles converted to feet is 6,916,800,000 ft.”

    A pause.

   “Holy shit. That is a lot of tigers. B-But still, the sun is so hot that it would easily burn all of those tigers before they even got close.”

“But there’s a trillion of them!”

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    “What do you mean a third person? It’s literal fact that those tigers will BURN up. Fwoosh! Bye-bye kitty.”

“Let’s get a third person in on this!”

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fivenightking

    “You seriously want me to be in a video with you? The whole ninja thing is kinda about being silent though. I wouldn’t be much entertainment y’know. Unless you want me to glare at the viewers for a solid ten-ish minutes."

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    “Anita the tigers wont win against the sun they’ll still burn up anyways!”

“Get NASA on it, then! Tigers deserve astronaut suits for this battle!”

[ninjxbrixn]

    “Wh-- but. They don’t even have astronaut suits for tigers. Tigers can’t even man a space shuttle, Anita. Anita please.”

“Astronaut suits! Think, dude!”

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chiilledanthony​

    “Do I look more scary if I glare like this--” Glare one. “--or like this?” Glare two.

      Both glares are exactly the same.

[ninjxbrixn]

    “The sun is about 27 MILLION degrees fahrenheit, Anita. Those tigers would burn into little crisps before they even got close, if the lack of oxygen didn’t get them first.”

“How? They’re used to hot climates, and there’s a trillion of them!”

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thepinkvillager​

    “Listen kid, I’m telling you; the sun would definitely win a fight against a trillion tigers.”

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(Woops accidentally went kinda inactive. Starter call.)

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dragonslxyer​

    “Dan it’s the sun. The sun would fuck up those tigers.”

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who would win the sun or a trillion tigers

    “It… It’s the sun. Of course the sun would win.”

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"Your mask is dumb!" (( Just sends it again. XD ))

    “Your lack of understanding on the grand Beej series is dumb.”

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(Means to draft ask. Accidentally answers privately. Well.)