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thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

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“No, my tibia is snapped in half” Kaos says through groans of pain

"Woah! That's quite the fall you just took-- and nearly on me as well! Are you alright?"

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“I was saying that I’m Kaos, the main antagonist and later playable character from the highly profitable Skylanders game franchise!”

Open RP: Carol Danvers

The more the other talked the louder she sipped her drink. “I am sorry what were you talking about?” She laughs smirking, “I don’t care you know?”

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What should I do for my 100 Follower Giveaway

1: Tape myself frantically running through the woods attempting to escape the Blair Witch and send the tape to one of my followers with a a sticky note filled with eldritch writing.

2: Find and capture mothman with one lucky follower.

3: Invite all of my followers to my extravagant mansion with promises of riches as long as they participate in a mysterious but seemingly innocent game.

4: Make nintenspiders a real game and release it for free.

Comment below for which one you want to see!

We are so close to 100 followers btw only need 99 more!

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Furndby

I feel ya Bread

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Thinking about that time I made a book on Shutterfly when I was 4 about a haunted carnival. I wrote out an intense storyline in which characters actively died, I thought it was going to be a bestseller because I didn’t understand how publishing worked.

The best page in the book is the picture of me throwing my cat lps off the top of the stairs with the caption: “The cat fell off the cliff”.

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Why are barbecue restaurants so scary.

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this page from hasbro's 2005 site aged EXTREMELY well

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This is Courtney’s new girlfriend.

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Words cannot express how much I hate that stupid fucking siren from Willy’s Wonderland.

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Chansey let out a guttural cough

“It’s too late for me” cough “I think that bullet was the last str-“ cough “Too much trauma on my body, I was already weak from my illness” cough

Chansey took a deep breath.

“Before I go, can I ask you to do something for me?”

“Well then- that was a rather frustrating breach of personal space if I do say so myself!” “You mustn’t worry, there is always a way to escape the Blood Plasma regardless of how well they believe their security is. I find it quite ironic. Please resume your normal activities- there’s nothing to worry about! Rest assurred the normal function of this blog will continue as normal… Yes… Yes. I will resume my normal functions as of right… Now!”  

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“No, it’s nothing like that. I’m so glad someone finally wants to help me, I’ve never been happier in my life.”

Chansey leaped forward to hug Colress but forgot about the many guns she had just dropped on the floor. With a single step, one of the guns fired, a loud bang could be heard as the bullet ricocheted off the wall and into Chansey’s side. A gasp off pain and fear left Chansey’s mouth.

“Well then- that was a rather frustrating breach of personal space if I do say so myself!” “You mustn’t worry, there is always a way to escape the Blood Plasma regardless of how well they believe their security is. I find it quite ironic. Please resume your normal activities- there’s nothing to worry about! Rest assurred the normal function of this blog will continue as normal… Yes… Yes. I will resume my normal functions as of right… Now!”  

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“How can I trust you?”

“Well then- that was a rather frustrating breach of personal space if I do say so myself!” “You mustn’t worry, there is always a way to escape the Blood Plasma regardless of how well they believe their security is. I find it quite ironic. Please resume your normal activities- there’s nothing to worry about! Rest assurred the normal function of this blog will continue as normal… Yes… Yes. I will resume my normal functions as of right… Now!”  

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“Your clearly well off so you don’t know the struggles of the Unovan Healthcare system. Only the wealthy Pokémon get treatment while the ones in the bottom are driven to financial ruin by forces they cannot control. That’s why I need this money, without it I’ll perish”

Chansey trails off in a mixture of anger and sadness

“Just hand over the money and I’ll let you go free”

Tears of anger begin to form at the corners of Chansey’s oval eyes

“Well then- that was a rather frustrating breach of personal space if I do say so myself!” “You mustn’t worry, there is always a way to escape the Blood Plasma regardless of how well they believe their security is. I find it quite ironic. Please resume your normal activities- there’s nothing to worry about! Rest assurred the normal function of this blog will continue as normal… Yes… Yes. I will resume my normal functions as of right… Now!”  

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Chansey becomes more angered that Colres won’t listen to her

“You think this a joke? You think I’m doing this as a fun outing with my friends? Give me the money, I’m not joking with you!”

Chansey fires one of her pistols into the air

“Well then- that was a rather frustrating breach of personal space if I do say so myself!” “You mustn’t worry, there is always a way to escape the Blood Plasma regardless of how well they believe their security is. I find it quite ironic. Please resume your normal activities- there’s nothing to worry about! Rest assurred the normal function of this blog will continue as normal… Yes… Yes. I will resume my normal functions as of right… Now!”