ninthalchemist

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5f orbitals and a busty asian could fix me

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my local grocery store puts signs on the cashiers in training,, they’re my favorite lane to go to cause i’m being wack fruits and non organic and organic veggies

i’m makin sure they get trained

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*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

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unless it’s sexy, stop it

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in my icarus era fr

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i’m half asian on my girlfriend’s side

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a theme of my nightmares is losing my teeth, someone please explain (diagnose) this

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breaking bad and death note are the same show

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i be layin pennies on the ground face up, just tryna spread the luck

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is a wild world when the target locks up soap but not condoms

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i’m a bustelo girly through and through

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Me posting on tumblr:

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imagine the “it’s not cheating if…” but instead it’s “it IS cheating if…” and referring to ur bf

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you do t know this but i’m a hugger. if we’re hanging and then we’re gonna not,, i wanna hug

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this is peak transportation

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Are you who I think you are???

i hope not, u first