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*Stares intently into my phone screen, walking the ebbing waves of tumblr, slightly stoned as all fuck.* “Where the fucks my phone?” *looks every where* *tears rooms, town, and family apart in search for my phone, all while scrolling tumblr.* *realizes im a fucking moron and was literally staring into my phone the whole time.*
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Don't make me show all the dick i've looked at through my tumblr life. Save their pure eyes, and my clean perception
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My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.
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