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No idea if anyone without #mynichefetish follows me, but maybe there are some of you!

I would love to survey non-cardiophiles!! if you know normal people send this to them :)

okay here goes:

People of all orientations and/or kinks are welcome to vote :) i want as much data as possible so help boost this pretty please!

Your favorite,

Favourite <3

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This isn’t your image. You stole it from @garlicbunny.

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nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

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If you had magical heart powers, what would you do with them?

I’ll start, I would want to be able to take someone’s beating heart and put it in my vagina (without hurting them tho) to get me off. And then they could have it back. Just real chill real friendly >:)

RB with what you would do !!

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The prominence of AI in the cardiophilia community is getting increasingly more concerning

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some soft cardiophilia for the soul

(i doodled these last month, but i never actually got to post 'em here. that is no longer the case now)

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I found this in my repository of old recordings. I'm pretty sure I'd done a push just before I started recording, causing the harsh murmur you can hear. The volume dips down quite a bit in the middle when I'm holding my breath, but be warned that it gets loud again once I exhale.

How does my heart sound? How fast did it get?

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i'm such a sucker for dresses & sweaters with heart shaped boob windows. they're so cute and that's literally such a perfect spot to place your steth omg

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Let's do a cardiophile science fair! Participants will need to select any potential cardiovascular stressors and conduct an experiment to determine their effect on the human heart.

Be a good scientist—document the treatment applied to the heart and record its every reaction.

The project that induces the most irregular cardiac rhythm wins the blue ribbon!

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Worship Me

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I Heart Anatomy

- Watercolor art by LyonRoadArt (Follow the artist, Kaitlin Walsh)

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One from the vault here. Watch my heart race and stumble as it reacts to pushes and position changes.

I do miss how visible my heart used to be.

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Someone please come and convince me not to buy another stethoscope haha. They look so pretty, but they cost so much…

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Signal boost!

Did you allow the below account to repost your

videos to bilibili or it's your own account?

Or you don't care?

https://space.bilibili.com/3546904247929717

(btw do you have any thoughts about pressure?)

Thanks for letting me know, this is the account that reposted my video without my permission. Sorry I don't understand Chinese, if possible please help me with a report, or tell the owner of this account to contact me.

I can't let this go on.. Or I will disable this account forever

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wow what are the chances! soon as i put the mic on my chest my heart started to skip it felt like my heart stopped for a split second. also does something funny towards the end

just figured also how to get better audio. Is this any better?

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Still waiting on the rest of the clips but here's a hold over. First echo versus now. Looking at what 1 year versus 5 years of hard cardio training have done to my heart. The most striking thing is in the first one my apex is just off screen, but in the second it hardly gets 2/3 of my heart in view, got dang near a whole heart's worth of heart down there.