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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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sasuke and neji never had canon interactions bc if sasuke had had a nice long talk with neji it would have been over for the hyuga clan right then and there

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“It requires an intolerable sacrifice. […] To apologize.”

Naruto Shipudden (2007) // Black Sails (2014)

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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ppl talk about the difficulty of writing characters smarter than yourself, but the real challenge is writing a character who is funnier than you are

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of course you have blue curtains and subtext

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''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

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Jak moc řešíte své oblečení po estetické stránce?

-vůbec, jde mi jenom o pohodlí

-prakticky vůbec, jde mi jenom o pohodlí a/nebo o vhodnost podle příležitosti

-trochu, pohodlí je základ, ale řeším i estetickou stránku věci

-docela dost, rád* o svém oblečení přemýšlím

-fakt hodně, je to prakticky koníček a bez sestavení outfitu ven nevylezu

-moje odpověď je moc složitá, hodím ji do komentů

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In The Garden, for giant robot’s Fruit and Veggie show.

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peer reviewing @valiant-typhoon

one of the top ten funniest naruto moments is always gonna be the chunin exams where everyone was freaking out about the written test and covertly cheating and internally panicking about it except for sakura who was just. calmly taking her test like a normal person because she was like the only one in there who actually knew the answers lmao

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i'm a big fan of kakashi losing layers ^^

sure, the mask is the main course, but consider stripping off the classic jonin vest & headband... and throwing him around for a bit...

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pepper, redcurrant, gooseberry, grape vine, tomato, cucumber; a small selection from dad's overachieving garden 🍓🥬🥕

🍅 they/them 🍅

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You're struggling to get stuff done? Well, have you tried building a cognitive torture machine to motivate yourself?

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Discoballbasaur 🪩

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With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

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status effect: poison

another day of naruto gender analysis: anko is inherently deviant, which makes it harder to slap her with queer labels (there are many pitfalls to avoid)

also: she should have had a cool cursed seal form 🐍💀

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if nohara rin was in pokemon she'd have a mimikyu. anddd send post.