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As I expected, selecting 'No' disqualified me from the rest of the survey

This sounds suspiciously like a semi-subtly phrased "Can we track your data to train AI"

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This sounds suspiciously like a semi-subtly phrased "Can we track your data to train AI"

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Tumblr. These are very much NOT WHERE I BELONG.

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Hey tumblr. why are my targeted ads suddenly for PrEP pills. it's great for those who need or want it, but i am Not Doing The Sex currently. its irrelevant to me. why is it here

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genuine etymology question, why do we say 'late' abt dead people

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Of all the pre-K shows I watched a ton of while babysitting my siblings. I love Bluey but I think my actual favorite was "Hey Duggee"

I liked how it was obvious that Duggee couldn't communicate the same as most, but everyone clearly figured out how to understand

Also the little crocodile boy, and how the fact that he's adopted [possibly by a single mom! the wiki only had mom, grandma, and a cousin as family members] is treated as completely normal and not made a big deal

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I have. Never seen it written EITHER of those ways. it was always "imma/ima" (no apostrophe). why is the keyboard suggestions trying to make slang grammatically correct. it inherently /isn't/

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i was looking at my Teeth Collection and I'm mildly bothered by the fact that I only have 3 of his canines >:(

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more people would be for prison abolition if they just tried to send mail to an inmate even once

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I wanted some examples of dumbass ai to show my family.

Here's the Meta AI with the prompt "blue heeler" [first one included "meme" and possibly other info, second and third were after a 'reset' command]

I mean,,,, the heeler part is right. but uh. i think my dog is sick,,, this is not right

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So the new itch.io guidelines are out and they are both predictably bad and also quite unpredictably bad. There's so much to go over here but here are some of the highlights:

First we have the broadly worded content restrictions. So much of this is just strictly bad for several reasons (for example, you cannot have a NSFW game that doesn't even fetishize rape but has rape be an important thematic element under these new rules) but my personal favorite is that these are so broad that huge swaths of content are just banned from itch.io. You like VNs of monster girls having sex? Sorry, but your favorite spider girl VN is animal-related, we cannot prove that you don't want to fuck spiders so its gone.

(a real problem anyone thinks about??????)

Game where you can transformed by magical artifacts and sometimes fucked? Sorry, that's non-consensual content. Banned. You cannot be transformed into a maid against your will. You also cannot have your protagonist call an older woman "mommy" because likeeeee that's incestual right?

"Minor-presenting" what the fuck does this mean. Genuinely. If a grown woman wears a fetish uniform is that minor presenting??? What the fuck are you talking about.

Also by the way if they feel your content is "too bad" for their platform, which includes a list of conditions incredibly broad to contain things like "a woman who likes being gagged during sex", they will just steal your revenue. No no no not just the revenue from the work in question. All of it. This makes any NSFW work a ticking timebomb, especially since itch.io doesn't have the fucking staff to deal with all of this! There's no second chances. You are not protected against fraudulent report or our dumb as fuck employees.

itch.io right now is just not a safe platform for NSFW content, and honestly, it really should be said, a fair swath of SFW content too. Don't use it, find alternative ways to survive in the market right now.

It's not going to be easy, but it's necessary. Here's a link to an article going over some solutions. I cannot personally vouch for any of these in particular but you need to do what you gotta.

Also, harass VISA and Mastercard. Phone calls over emails. Ruin their workflow. Do it for weeks, don't give up.

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[Meta AI images]

the blue heelers look perfect. super realistic /s

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the third post in the screenshot is literally another guy complaining abt the same shit. if the tag is presented as [constant incorrect thing] and [complaint abt said thing] with nothing else,,,, its implied thats what the tag is!! bots fuck offfffff you're ruining everything

oh shit, for real?????

[its all pornbot women]

i see.

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oh shit, for real?????

[its all pornbot women]

i see.

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Give it up to Cobra Bubbles regaining his composure and going back to business with Nani after having Stitch randomly chuck a heavy ass book at his face like that.

He probably was fuming by the time he got into his car after his shades became a casualty of the attack.

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does anyone have the original version of the 'u used to have periods???' 'yes but not anymore. dont tell anyone btw' 'x is PREGNANT????' comic