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was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file

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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

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via gracespelman

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hand hurts from jacking off

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

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soph keeps yellin at me for laughing at them when they’re oodied up but they literally look like this

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As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

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i love blocking blank blogs as soon as they follow. no kingdom of heaven for you my son. do you think thats how god feels when he kills unbaptized babies

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has anybody done this yet

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Gideon Nav at #Desucon Lahti, FI 2022 🤪

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I don’t post on insta anymore, so I need to show off my Gideon Nav to soMEONE

Please also appreciate the hand made frog and sculpted rapier basket thank you 😌

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onion embarrassment.

bonus:

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call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush