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It's like Dostoevsky said your worst problem is you fucked up

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the world was truly not ready in 2014 for eleanor guthrie as representation for girlfail bisexuals. terrible taste in men, fumbles the most beautiful woman in the world, makes the worst possible decisions at every turn. #progressive

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I am not in the headspace to see rich people be happy

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I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

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happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

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do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you

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Biohacking what? You are dust and into dust you will turn. Ridiculous idiots

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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If the Brits have one thing, it’s definitely soccer chants

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GONE GIRL (2014) dir. David Fincher

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It's like Dostoevsky said your worst problem is you fucked up

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.