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I’m probably migrating back to this platform following the TikTok situation.

Expect more from me, and my new hyper fixations. Good to be back.

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Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

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John and Arthur.

Ngl, this is probably my 9th edition for John, designing him was an absolute struggle. But I'm quite happy with how they both turned out :D

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One of my favorite things about Arthur and John’s weird relationship is their refusal to properly delegate.

In quite literally every other shared-body story in the history of mankind, working together in tandem with each other would be one of the very first things attempted.

Sure we have “ORTHUR, Jesus Christ orthur they’re dead. They’re all dead. FUCK orthur, it’s Thomas the Tank Engine. He’s staring at you orthur. There’s blood everywhere- WE NEED TO GO-“ etc etc, but that doesn’t count. They fail every single Quick Time event that crosses their path because sometimes John will deliver information, sometimes Arthur will make an action, and neither will happen at the same time.

They both act like they’re just standing very close to one another. They have the problem solving capabilities of two people losing a three legged race.

They are tasked with minding a lighthouse flame upon pain of mysterious and creepy monster-death and god forbid BOTH of them pitch in at the same time. Could you imagine either of them being that reasonable? Their hearts would give out under the strain.

Instead tweedlestupid with one hand and zero eyes minds the light while tweedlestupider with one hand and two eyes dedicates every sense available to the crusade of maintaining their back and forth pre/post/current divorce level bitching.

But even before that, the way they chose to tackle the feat of driving was as insane as it was hilarious. That’s when I knew they were incurable morons and deserved to be stitched together on the celestial plane for the rest of their arcane lives.

Tldr: You could merge the consciousness of any other two souls on this planet together and get a more immediately capable pair. That’s how you know they’re soulmates.

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John and Arthur.

Ngl, this is probably my 9th edition for John, designing him was an absolute struggle. But I'm quite happy with how they both turned out :D

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TMA: A swear? I might be an eldritch monster, but that is unacceptable. We aren’t here “effing” and “jeffing” like a common street harlot! This is the Institute, dammit! We have decorum!

Malevolent: ARTHUR YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH

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If the podcast ain’t about a stressed-out British man who doesn’t know what the hell is going on, then I don’t want it…

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malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

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oh s1 jon we’re really in it now

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Jon and Martin but less traumatized

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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Martin Deserves To Be Taken Care Of Too

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I keep seeing people talking about the “Red Mirage” the idea that it only looks like Republicans are winning and it could still go either way.

I fucking hope so because my anxiety is spiking.

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When I was in elementary school, I thought the clouds moving overhead was proof that the Earth was rotating. The clouds stayed still while the ground moved.

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my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone

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SPOILER DARK HEIR

(Mini comic)

PLSSS READ THE BOOK ASAP

This book is so bittersweet🥹😭

this scene made me tear up and cry, I was so moved by thier love , never read anything like it before it, their yearning and ache hurts me😭💕

AND LISTEN TO PRIDE AND PREJUDICES OST YOUR HAND ARE COLD! ( i though it fits the moment)

At 2:30 min

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dark heir chapter 24 highlights i.e. that scene where trying to unlock one's magical powers is written exactly as one might as sex scene

bless you CS pacat you absolute legend