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We love to see it

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Ep10: not my bunny suffering in prison for months while the mountain guy and noblewoman having the time of their life.

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Can this be a post where your amazing followers reply with their ultimate favourite drarry fic?

Sounds fun! Hope lots of my lovely followers respond to this :)

※ About my favourites

* Note :

If you have multiple faves, please share different fic(s) from the ones mentioned.

Please provide both the fic’s title & author!

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ETA: Thank you guys for your contribution ♥ (update: after 48 hours of posting)

2000s

Draco Malfoy, It’s Your Lucky Day by @faith2wood [E, 37k]

Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted [M, 190k]

Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier [M, 7k]

The Reader by @bookshop [M, 11k]

Secrets by Vorabiza [E, 395k]

A Thousand Beautiful Things by geoviki [M, 104k]

2010s : 2010~2014

All Life is Yours to Miss by Saras_Girl [M, 114k]

At Your Service by @faith2wood​ [E, 95k]

Aural Gratification by birdsofshore [E, 10k]

Azoth by @lol-zeitgeistic [E, 88k]

Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren [E, 210k]

Checkmate by Naadi [T, 245k]

The Critiquer by @dysonrules​ [E, 24k]

Deconversion by Lomonaaeren [E, 103k]

Eclipse by Mijan [T, 287k]

Good to Me (And I'd Be So Good to You) by @teddylacroix [G, 8k]

Harry Potter Gives a Shit by @talithan [E, 58k]

In Plain Sight by @dianacopland [M, 37k]

The Marriage of True Minds by Lomonaaeren [E, 204k]

The Moon Looks Lovely Tonight by Omi_Ohmy [M, 35k]

Running on Air by @tinyhistory [T, 74k]

The Sundew by Lomonaaeren[G, 7k]

Take What's Left of Me by Frayach [E, 22k]

Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop [E, 70k]

This Worship of an Extinct Fire by Lomonaaeren [M, 30k]

Turn by Saras_Girl [E, 306k]

Twist of Fate by @i-didnt-wanna-do-it [T, 302k]

Unhook the Stars by @jadstiel [M, 70k]

Veela challenge verse by diagonfloo [M, 28k, 2 works]

Yours is the Earth (Hold On, Hold On) by chickenlivesinpumpkin [E, 127k]

2010s : 2015~2019

Away Childish Things by @letteredlettered [T, 153k]

Chaos Theory by @tessacrowley [E, 102k]

Dear Enemy by @gingertodgers [T, 69k]

dirtynumbangelboy by @magpiefngrl [E, 39k]

Dwelling by aideomai [T, 83k]

Erosmancy by @astolat [M, 11k]

Fire and Wonder by Lomonaaeren [M, 15k]

Flirt by scribbledstars [E, 32k]

The Four Doors by @fluxweeed [E, 48k]

From Ashes by @caedes12 [E, 150k]

Grounds for Divorce by @tepre [E, 122k]

Harry Potter and the American Thief by aboutmalfoy [T, 50k]

Helix by Saras_Girl [E, 92k]

House Proud by @astolat [M, 23k]

I could be wrong, I could be ready by @harryromper [M, 85k]

In the dark, the light by phrynne [E, 32k]

In the Shadow of Your Heart by @lqtraintracks [E, 51k]

The Lesson of You by thecouchsofa [E, 65k]

The Man Who Lived by @e-sebastian [E, 253k]

Men Who Love Dragons Too Much by @fencer-x [E, 480k]

The Nightmare Club by @diligent-thunder [E, 85k]

Oath Breaker by @kc-anathema [T, 181k]

Restraint by @fleetofshippyships [E, 153k]

Stately Homes of Wiltshire by waspabi [E, 57k]

Soup-pocalypse and The Great Curry Cataclysm by @norelationtoatticus​ [E, 104k]

A Sword Laid Aside by @korlaena [E, 128k]

What We Pretend We Can’t See by @gyzym [M, 131k]

Who we are in the shadows by @quicksilvermaid [E, 99k]

Wild by orphan_account [E, 92k]

2020s

(Un)wanted by @aibidil [E, 36k]

A Big Black Sky by @alxmeg [M, 90k]

The Bucket List by GallaPlacidia [?, 32k]

Conduit by WillowTroy [M, 67k]

Each Breath My First by @jovialobservationanchor [T, 46k]

Evitative by @k-vichan [T, 222k]

Hiding series by @myaulophobia [E, 100k+, 5 works]

Love and Other Unsafe Medical Practices by @tedahfromtayla [E, 116k]

Nice Things by aideomai [M, 22k]

The Mirror of Ecidyrue series by starbrigid [T, 300k+, 4 works]

Modern Love by @tackytigerfic [E, 61k]

Never Grow A Wishbone by @shanastoryteller [T, 123k]

Vortex by @xanthippe74 [T, 20k]

You Look the Way I Feel by @yourdifferentoctober [E, 108k]

WIPs

9 ½ Days by @magpiefngrl [E, 40k+]

Radiowave by @lunarthedragon [M, 300k+]

survival is a talent by @shanastoryteller [T, 300k+]

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Best Fic ever! I’ve read it like 4 times already

Lights Camera Drarry 2021 fic claim

Title: A First Look Into Resurrecting Mummies With the Aid Of the Chosen One, and Why It Should Be Advised Against (an Essay by Draco Malfoy, Assistant Archaeologist)

Author: Cibee

Warnings: none

Word Count: 21948

Tags: Humor, Monsters, Post-Hogwarts, Getting Together, BAMF Draco Malfoy, BAMF Harry Potter, BAMF Astoria Greengrass, Frenemies to friends to lovers, Inspired by The Mummy (1999)

Summary:

Draco hopes to find an ancient spell book rumoured to be in Hamunaptra after Astoria found a map to the lost city. If he makes this discovery, maybe the Magical British Museum will finally look at his application, and his annoying colleague will finally leave him alone.

It’s a good plan, until Draco is reunited with Harry Potter for the first time in ten years, as the man is about to be hanged.

A/N:

First of all, a huge thank you to the fest mods @lcdrarry for all the help they provided, and for always bringing out such a wonderful fest for us to partake in. Not to mention putting up with my long ass title lmao sorry!!!!!!!!

And thank you to @the-sinking-ship for beta and suggestion, you really cleaned this up, especially all the parts where it's obvious my brain wasn’t working well and it showed in the writing lol bless you

I took a lot of liberty with the plot, so it ended up being quite different from the movie. I also changed up some of the character names because I will always associate those names with the image in the movie lol

Before reading, I suggest looking at these: Apep , Nut , Ba links! They are myths I drew inspiration from, just looking at the pictures would make some parts of the story clearer bc let’s be honest, I suck at describing them 🙃

Lastly, thank you for reading.

Ao3

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Book 1: The Sexual Awakening of An Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived - Masterlist (Complete)

Following the countless requests @bixgirl1 and I have received for one of these (and the complaints that the chapters aren’t all visible under #virgin draco), we present - The Masterlist. Hopefully we remember to update it regularly (LOL cause we’re both like really old women, I’m 93 she’s a 112 and we forget things).

Also this is the first masterlist I’ve ever made and I have no idea what I’m doing. 

Like I said, I’m 93 years old. What is this machine I’m typing on?

(Book 2 - Masterlist)

(Book 3 - Masterlist)

Chapters: 

1 - Harry Asks Draco Out

2 - The First Date 

3 - Misunderstandings and Their Purpose (i.e. Snogging)

4 - How Draco Malfoy Nearly Lost His Way To His Own Office 

5 -  Lunch With Pansy–Who Wishes Draco Would Read The Goddamned Book 

6 -  The Universal Answer to Most Questions: Mouth Pressing    

7 -  PG Weekdays and R-Rated Weekends  

8 -  In Which Ron Questions His Friendship With the Randy Prat and Hermione Is Done With the Both of Them  

9 - Wine Connoisseur

10 -  Parental Advice and Ill-Thought-Out Plans

11 - Teachable Moments

12 - Pyjamas

13 - Pansy’s Book

14 - The Proper Use of a Breakfast Table

15 - Harry Potter – Boy Who Lived, Star Auror, And A Goddamn Blessing

16 - A Premature Birthday Fuckup  

17 - Harry’s Birthday Present

18 - A Pub, Two Purebloods and A Storm

19 - Kiss The Rain

20 - Eleven

21 - Coming Home

22 - The Amazing Bouncing Ferret

23 - Afternoon Delight With A Nightmare For Dessert

24 - Dinner and A Show

25 - Kink Negotiation. Sorta.

26 - Calm Before the Storm

27 - Never Push A Slytherin

28 - The Assignment

29 - Trading Secrets, And Other Revelations

30 - St. Mungo’s

31 - The Perks of a Long Convalescence

32 - Reading Material

33 - A Declaration With Friends (and the rest of the world, too)

34 - The Article (and That Very Important Question)

🎄✨The Holiday Special chapter!✨🎄

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hi! if you’re still taking requests may i ask for draco laying his head down on harry’s lap and harry is just stroking draco’s hair

more cuddles and sweaters >:)c

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Fan art for my favourite fic that I am loving reading at the moment. It is seriously so much fun. Go check it out!

The Mirror of Ecidyrue by starbrigid

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"Well, take a look at me, Potter," Draco drawled, leaning back beside Potter and gesturing over his body. "No, seriously, go ahead. Take a look. Take a nice long look, yeah, as long as you please." He waited until he could see Potter's green eyes traveling over him. "That's a nice Gryffindor red that's put on your cheeks. Well, what do you see when you look at me?"

Potter seemed hardly able to answer. "Um, uh..."

It made Draco impatient, seeing how little Potter seemed to have caught his point. "Am I hurt? What terrible fate has befallen me that requires the Chosen One to come rushing to save me? What can you see that's wrong with me, Potter? Do I look desperately in need of rescue?"

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Blaise: Whose jumper are you wearing and why does it have an H on it?

Pansy: It’s obviously Potter’s

Draco: No it’s not

Pansy: Whose is it then

Draco: *panics*

Draco: Hedwig

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Pansy: When you said you found a new favorite show, I wasn’t expecting this.

Draco, watching Harry work out: Nothing is better than this.

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Draco: Hey, my daddy is very powerful

Pansy: And at this point I don’t know wether you’re talking about your actual father or Harry

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Draco, sitting in Harry’s lap being all cuddly: I’m giving you affection, you better fuck me hard tonight.

Ron: Really? In front of my salad?

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Pansy: you’re so full of bullshit!

Draco: do you know what else im full of?

Draco: -potter’s dick

Pansy: goodbye

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McGonagall: Okay, everyone, take a seat.

McGonagall: Malfoy, Harry’s lap doesn’t count.

Draco: *grumbles and walks away*

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Pansy: Draco, darling, we all know you could never top anyone

Draco: watch me

Draco: *scribbles down the word ‘anyone’ on a piece of paper and stands on top of it*

Draco: bitch

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Pansy: Ready to watch this horror movie?

Draco: Yes, but warning, I’m a bottom so I scream a lot.

Pansy:

Pansy: Note taken.

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Draco: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Harry: You literally yelled “i’m gay!” at Buckbeak.

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Ehrmagerd, it’s done. I can’t look at this anymore. Please take it away!